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Archive for May, 2007
Monday, May 28th, 2007
She’s not dead.
Avitable here.
Britt’s without internet until June 1st. Four loooooong days. And while she would love nothing more than to be online so she can answer one of your pathetic cries for help, she can’t. So no WWMBD today. And, unless Jesus decides to turn Iowa into a free Wifi zone, she [...]
17 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by avitable
Friday, May 25th, 2007
No Matter What…
I am ignoring the REST of the other shit going on.
Because?
I’m.
APPROVED!!!!!!!
We still have two houses to sell, but we are APPROVED for a loan on our new one!
Yee. Ha.
That is all.
(psst.. after this I have NO Internet today, tomorrow, til God knows when. So, um, call me. Ok?)
14 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Thursday, May 24th, 2007
I’m not ignoring you on PURPOSE
I’m still without internet. You’d think stealing wireless while you wait for new service would be easier, wouldn’t you??
And yes, I am posting THIS. Quickly. From work. Hoping my boss stays on his cell phone just long enough to not get pissed.
I love you ALL that you are still commenting and I promise I’m not [...]
12 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
Can the Universe take a joke?
OK, so I finally broke down and bought The Secret.
And I read it.
And you know what? I’m glad I did. I’ve been using my new found magical powers for all SORTS of fun shit - my little brother is moving out, I got a hard to get massage appointment ON THE SPOT and enjoyed the [...]
20 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007
Fucking internet
Dammit. Internet down. Again. Which is fucking the hell out of my schedule.
Promise you all will still love me when I can be back to normal?
14 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Monday, May 21st, 2007
WWMBD: on what you want men to want
OMG I am late today. Between broken Internet and working and blah blah (insert shit you don’t care about here), I haven’t been online really since Thursday. I know!!
Thank God for WWMBD…
Hello Miss Britt,
I loved your Vagina Chronicle a few weeks back, by the way, you had me laughing my head off. I think it [...]
16 Comments » - Posted in What Would Miss Britt Do by Miss Britt
Friday, May 18th, 2007
True and False
This may or may not be Miss Britt. And, I may or may not have internet connection and I might have asked someone to post something here so that my legions of devoted fans would know that I am in no way neglecting them.
Two of the following are NOT true. If you guess which two [...]
24 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Thursday, May 17th, 2007
deeeruuunk
wednesday sucked
wednesday was slightly better
turn your volume wayyyy down before you watch this, m’kay? kay
thanks
love you
buh bye
(if the video doesn’t work, Youtube is undergoing maintenance. Check back later)
30 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
A Eulogy
I’ve been wanting to write this here for a while. But it’s long and it never seemed the right time, until now.
My mother and I went to Church together this past Mother’s Day weekend, which is a rare treat because we hardly ever make the same Mass. She sat beside me during the homily and [...]
20 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note, all in the family, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
is there a limit on number of posts about vaginas?
I finally made the time to get a pedicure Monday. A much needed, first of the season, way past due pedicure. And the only place to get a decent pedicure out here in BFE is from the little Korean women. Technically, you pay the angry Korean man who writes down your name, hands you off [...]
