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Monday, April 16th, 2007

Because I am a Fun Magnet

As you know by now, I am in Orlando with Avitable. Actually, what day is it? Tuesday? Ok I may technically be on my way home from Orlando… No. Wait. I’m going to post this today. Monday. So I’m still here I guess.
Ahem. Anyway. Me. With Adam.
Last night (Sunday) we decided to go to this [...]

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Sunday, April 15th, 2007

Stuck

Now I know where I want to go. I know where I want to end up.
I know where I am now… and it seems worlds and worlds away…
How in the HELL am I supposed to figure out how to get from Here to There?
Somebody, please. Send me Step 1.

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Friday, April 13th, 2007

Yet another interview, I’m going to need a PA soon

What says Holy Fuck It’s Finally Friday And I Am Getting My Ass Outta Here But Have No Time To Come up With an Original Post, like a meme?
But this, my friends, is a different kind of meme. It’s a PERSONALIZED meme. I mean, er, more personalized than your average meme. This meme was written [...]

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Thursday, April 12th, 2007

when you’re all dried up you start talking about luggage

For those of you not yet “in the know”, I will be leaving on a jet plane tomorrow headed for sunny Orlando and Avi. Because he has finally thrown enough money and promises of gorilla lovin’ my way.
I’m allowed two checked bags. So, naturally, I will be taking two checked bags. Avi, and my husband, [...]

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Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Now That I’m Effin Famous…

… I think I should try not to say Fuck as often.
Oh, what’s that? You didn’t know I was famous?
Fucking. A. I have been interviewed, people. INTERVIEWED! I am now featured on a website as a Blogger With Balls. Fair warning: I requested to have my interview conducted via email so I could write my [...]

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Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Here we go ’round the Mulberry Bush

Have I mentioned that I’m considering leaving behind the cold Iowa winters and small town living and taking a job in Orlando? (Oh, Britt, dahling, that sounds simply MAHvelous) Yeah. Have I also mentioned that I’m considering packing up my entire family of four, including two children, and moving them 1,401.59 miles [...]

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Monday, April 9th, 2007

Because I use The Internet to make me feel special

Do you think it says something about me that I check my comments on here several times a day? Or that I get giddy when I get a new MySpace add from one of you?
I mean, sure it says something. But does it says anything better than “Oh My God Woman You Need To Find [...]

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Saturday, April 7th, 2007

Preparing to be crucified… as a Parent

I don’t know if I’ve said this around here before, but I’m a bit overprotective when it comes to my kids. Particularly when it comes to my kids and gratuitous violence.
My son never watched Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles when he was 3. I have never bought him a toy gun, or sword, or plastic knives. [...]

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Friday, April 6th, 2007

I’ve lost mah mojo

I am a creature of habit. And routine. And the fact that things are done just. so.
For instance, I always blog either late the night before or first thing in the morning. If I haven’t blogged, I don’t feel like I can focus at work.
So mornings like this, where I was out last night and [...]

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Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Round 2

So, last night Avi and I were chatting (do you people SEE the benefits of being MY FRIEND yet??) and discussing the fact that we had absofuckinglutely NOTHING to post about today.
Enter the meme. Fuck. No tags. Enter, stage left, Google. I am not responsible for the entertainment value of these questions as Avi did [...]