So I am officially off the wagon. All of them. I had been hanging over the edge for a while, just trying to get a peek at the underside, sure I could control myself to hang on.
But no. I am off. In fact, while laying in the middle of the road I’m pretty sure the wagon came back around, ran my ass over, backed up, and ran my ass over again.
That has to be why I’m so damned tired all the time lately.
Diet? Kaput. Smoking? Back at it. Gym? Haven’t seen the inside of one since I can’t even remember when.
And right now there is just too fucking much to do to even THINK about getting back into it. Maybe if we get House One on the market May 1st.
At the very least I need to get back on my diet then. And why is it that it can take you 12 months to work OFF the weight, and 2 weeks of sloppy ass eating to put it back on? I think someone should have to pay for that. Besides me.
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*sob* – It’s all my fault! All those carbs and drinks and cigarettes here.
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And all the protein that you swallowed!
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Ah you will get back on the wagon whenever this runs it’s course…. I know what you mean… Why do all the bad foods (carbs, fried, sugar-filled) taste soooo much better when you KNOW you shouldn’t be eating them? Ug. So not fair!
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That’s why I never resolve to make any changes in my life. Diet? Never went on one, weight is still fine. Smoking? Never quit, hacking cough in the morning is coming along well, thanks for asking. Fitness? Pretty rigorous sex, going great.
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Honey it’s all a matter of perspective.
You call it falling off the wagon (and personally I can’t see you riding around a lot on a wagon anyway) – I call it a vacation.
You know – as in tropics, sand, sun, beaches, frozen things with umbrellas stuck in them.
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Well Britt shit happens. Sorry to hear you are off the wagon, but stress will do that, you need to decompress honey! If I were there we would have a girls day at the spa!
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Oh man! I know what you mean, I did that when we started looking for a new house and then went through the construction phase, 30lbs came back awfully fast. And then some.
Let me know if you need anything!
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I don’t believe in wagons. Perhaps you should switch to my belief system.
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CIGARETTES ARE A BITCH. IF YOU FIND A WAY TO QUIT PLEASE POST ON IT BECAUSE I CAN’T SEEM TO STOP EITHER.
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Besides the fact that I think Avitable’s protein shakes are overrated… I’m totally against wagons. I much prefer to be in an SUV.
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We’ve all been there! I have fallen off the wagon SOO many times. I had to LEAP on and strap myself in since I was smacked with a hard does of fast approaching wedding reality! I have 72 days………is it possible to lose a pound a day?
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Come to think of it… you tried to finish avi’s mashed potatoes, didn’t you?
Didn’t you?
ANSWER ME!
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RW, she did! I didn’t even encourage her, did I?
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avitable: I do blame you. And therefore hold you responsible for providing me with a new wardrobe i can fit into. I can be fat AND fabulous.
themuttprincess: yeah maybe i should just enjoy the gluttony in the mean time
Mist 1: no diet and your weight is fine – i am officially adding my name to the list of women who hate you.
Mom: i really adore your talents of delusion
debkitty: it’s not even as much stress as just so much – EVERYTHING.
AmyD: how about a gift card for doctor hottie?
Poppy: been there, done that, too fat to wear the t-shirt now
Anonymous: i will also write a book and make millions. and then i will turn my attention to figuring out why people post anonymously
NYC Watchdog: fuck, that reminds me, i need to change the oil in my SUV
Kristin : sure, on the Nicole Richie diet
RW: heh, um, heh, well…
avitable: oh the hell you didn’t – by that point it was too late!! i wasn’t in florida 20 minutes before you’d stuffed me with “loaded fries”
(well, ok, maybe more than 20, but only because the waitress was slow as shit!)
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Why does “Loaded Fries” have quotes around it? Is that because it’s a euphemism for “My Penis”?
The answer is yes.
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I realized a long time ago the only way for me to loose weight is for me to have my tastebuds burned off. That way, nothing tastes good or bad so I wo n’t miss the good stuff.
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Jeez, hello!!! Wagons have no sides! THAT is why it is so easy falling off.
Duh!!
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avitable: yes, of course adam, that’s exactly it
tiiana: um, ouch. I think I’d rather be fat.
Wicked H: ah baby, you so wise!
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Britt, that’s redonk. I saw you in all your videos, you’re smoking hot.
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At this rate, all you would need to do is lose your hair and you’d be me!
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I have to admit that gluttony may be a deadly sin, but we all die eventually anyways.
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