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I have decided to quit my job, pack up my family, and move to Orlando so that I can star in an Internet talk show. I’m going to be huge.
This is the pilot episode….
You can see Episode 2 Here.
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We are fucking hilarious together. I think we should forget about sales and start our own show together. “The Avitable and Britt Experience” or “Avi and Britt: Uncensored”. Whatever it is, my name comes first.
April 18th, 2007 at 8:23 am
Of course. Age before Beauty.
April 18th, 2007 at 8:57 am
WOW!!!!!
Good for you!!!
(Will comment regarding episodes after I get home to watch - GD Big Brother!!!)
April 18th, 2007 at 9:39 am
You are a nut and so is avi. But I for one am voting on you packing up and moving!:mrgreen:
April 18th, 2007 at 9:40 am
You guys are great together!!
1 bit o’ advice - Do not EVER be lured into moving any farther south that Lake Okeechobee.
Please - just trust my opinion.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:04 am
Great list! You two are too fucking cute.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the “slept with my boss” part especially Avi’s reaction… too damn funny!
April 18th, 2007 at 10:17 am
It was nice to meet you britt, you guys are definitely quite funny together, and I can’t believe you dragged him out of the house as often as you did :) Good luck workin here.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:18 am
Well… at least yours was real!!!
April 18th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Wait, Avi still hasn’t seen your boobs yet? I thought you’d showed everyone by now.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Ha, that was awesome. I’ll have to wait until after work to watch Episode 2. Dial up is hell, took me an hour for that to fully load.
You’ve got an infectious laugh Britt.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
So, did you ever try good acid ? or was it just bad acid ?
April 18th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
You guys did such a great job that I’m now afraid to do my “50 Things” video… anything I come up with will suck by comparison!
April 18th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
hey, write me back and tell me what you meant and what problem you’re having.
April 18th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
almost got raped in Tijuana.
driven in chicago during rush hour, developed debilitating phobia of bridges. The skyland sucks.
April 18th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
sky LANE
April 18th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
the ’sexual pet name’ has me stuck. now I can’t stop trying to figure out what you mean. lol loved that!! you guys are hilarious together!
April 18th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
I’ve been completely mispronouncing Avitable in my head. I’ve been saying AhveeTAHblay. But now that I look at is, the real way makes more sense.
This was way cool. Britt, you’re REALLY consistent in terms of writing, phone, and video.
I’ve only really read Avitable’s comments here, but I found that dude to be way more “hey, I’d hang with him” than I thought… neat. I wonder if I’ll be able to read his comments with that delivery style, now. Coolness.
April 18th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
When my relatives came over the boat from Italy, it was Ah-vee-TAH-blay, but now it’s been bastardized to Uh-VIT-uh-bull. Everybody can just call me Sexy, though.
April 18th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
those were hilarious. you two make a great comedy duo
April 18th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Wow! You sold your vagina for $4000!!!??? I’m impressed.
April 18th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Nah, Denise. She rented it.
April 18th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Well, you know what I meant. Rent…sell…whatever.
I wonder if someone would rent mine for that much.
April 18th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Well, they were able to keep their boat and car in hers. Can they do that with yours?
April 18th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Mine isn’t THAAAT stretched out.
April 18th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
You should rent it for $2,000 then.
April 18th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Hmmm. I wonder how I should word that in the classifieds.
April 18th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Easy!
“Warm, open space available for rent.”
April 18th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Wicked H: you do know i’m not really moving to florida to launch an internet talk show, right? ;-)
Deb: we’re like a train wreck.. you just can’t look away! lol
Jen, South Florida: where no one has their own teeth? lol
heather: yeah, we’re thinking of starting a two person beauty pageant… but i’m afraid of the competition!
AmyD: we’re only two thirds funny without you
Meagan: good to meet you too!!! I think adam is just trying to bribe me by pretending to be social!
NYC Watchdog: if I had a quarter for every time i’d heard that…
Joefish: only you Joe, only you
Donna: penicillin should clear it up, i swear :-D
Paticus: just the once, the bad, that was it (I swear Mom, just the once)
Dave2: oh pshaw, you do everything better!
Miss Ann Thrope: I tried to click a link in my feed reader and got a page that said you hated me!!
webmiztris: um, er, well… my mother DOES read my blog…
Championable: yeah, adam isn’t near the horse’s ass he wants us all to think ;-)
avitable: he also answers to “pervert” i hear. and whore.
Crys: thank you *bows*
Denise: it’s all about presentation sweetie
avitable: it’s more like a time share - you feel like you own it, but other people get to use it from time to time
Denise: I’m sure I could get one of these boys to do an appraisal for you
avitable: oh sweetheart - a boat? really? you give yourself too much credit
Denise & Adam: I don’t like where this is going…
Space Available
Ownership Opportunities
All Yours Baby, 1 week a year
Credit Check mandatory
April 18th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Ownership opportunities? I don’t know about that one. Long term lease…maybe. Ownership…not so much.
How cool is this? My vagina has a marketing team.
Team ‘Gina!
April 18th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
A dinghy?
April 18th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Awesome job! That was hilarious!
April 18th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Denise: dahling, it’s all about the ILLUSION of ownership.
avi: eh, maybe a dinghy
jen: thankya much!
April 18th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Avi said: “Warm, open space available for rent.”
I read: “Warm, open space. Avitable for rent.”
:shock:
April 18th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
So that’s interesting that I’m commenting here instead of Avitable’s place being that I’ve never been here before.
Aw, to hell with it, your place is prettier.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Miss Ann - Do you mean the Chicago Skyway?
Britt, Avi, Denise - I’m interested in Denise’s vagina. Do you have color brochures?
April 19th, 2007 at 12:27 am
Joe, of course we do. We can send you out a nice packet of information, with pictures, testimonials, and an order form.
April 19th, 2007 at 6:04 am
We will also throw in a free calculator with the bright Team ‘Gina logo on it.
Because, ya know, it’s all about branding.
Sheila and WeaponM, thanks for stopping by!!
April 19th, 2007 at 8:32 am
I think we need “Team ‘Gina” T-shirts.
April 19th, 2007 at 8:33 am
Oh my god - you are cute as hell and definitely deserve to have readers hang on your every word. Your a star baby, a fucking star!!! Haha…
April 30th, 2007 at 5:16 pm