Because there just isn't time yet…

by Miss Britt on April 18, 2007

…to do a full post.

(Ok, so I’m editing it to make this slightly less sucky for you all.)

I have decided to quit my job, pack up my family, and move to Orlando so that I can star in an Internet talk show. I’m going to be huge.

This is the pilot episode….

You can see Episode 2 Here.


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40 Comments so far

  1. avitable April 18, 2007 8:23 am

    We are fucking hilarious together. I think we should forget about sales and start our own show together. “The Avitable and Britt Experience” or “Avi and Britt: Uncensored”. Whatever it is, my name comes first.

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  2. Miss Britt April 18, 2007 8:57 am

    Of course. Age before Beauty.

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  3. Wicked H April 18, 2007 9:39 am

    WOW!!!!!

    Good for you!!!

    (Will comment regarding episodes after I get home to watch – GD Big Brother!!!)

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  4. Deb April 18, 2007 9:40 am

    You are a nut and so is avi. But I for one am voting on you packing up and moving!:mrgreen:

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  5. Jen, South Florida April 18, 2007 10:04 am

    You guys are great together!!

    1 bit o’ advice – Do not EVER be lured into moving any farther south that Lake Okeechobee.

    Please – just trust my opinion.

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  6. heather April 18, 2007 10:14 am

    Great list! You two are too fucking cute.

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  7. AmyD April 18, 2007 10:17 am

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love the “slept with my boss” part especially Avi’s reaction… too damn funny!

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  8. Meagan April 18, 2007 10:18 am

    It was nice to meet you britt, you guys are definitely quite funny together, and I can’t believe you dragged him out of the house as often as you did :) Good luck workin here.

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  9. NYC Watchdog April 18, 2007 11:48 am

    Well… at least yours was real!!!

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  10. Joefish April 18, 2007 12:03 pm

    Wait, Avi still hasn’t seen your boobs yet? I thought you’d showed everyone by now.

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  11. Donna April 18, 2007 1:06 pm

    Ha, that was awesome. I’ll have to wait until after work to watch Episode 2. Dial up is hell, took me an hour for that to fully load.
    You’ve got an infectious laugh Britt.

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  12. Paticus April 18, 2007 1:25 pm

    So, did you ever try good acid ? or was it just bad acid ?

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  13. Dave2 April 18, 2007 3:13 pm

    You guys did such a great job that I’m now afraid to do my “50 Things” video… anything I come up with will suck by comparison! :sad:

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  14. Miss Ann Thrope April 18, 2007 3:59 pm

    hey, write me back and tell me what you meant and what problem you’re having.

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  15. Miss Ann Thrope April 18, 2007 4:04 pm

    almost got raped in Tijuana.
    driven in chicago during rush hour, developed debilitating phobia of bridges. The skyland sucks.

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  16. Miss Ann Thrope April 18, 2007 4:05 pm

    sky LANE

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  17. webmiztris April 18, 2007 4:13 pm

    the ’sexual pet name’ has me stuck. now I can’t stop trying to figure out what you mean. lol loved that!! you guys are hilarious together!

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  18. Championable April 18, 2007 4:55 pm

    I’ve been completely mispronouncing Avitable in my head. I’ve been saying AhveeTAHblay. But now that I look at is, the real way makes more sense.

    This was way cool. Britt, you’re REALLY consistent in terms of writing, phone, and video.

    I’ve only really read Avitable’s comments here, but I found that dude to be way more “hey, I’d hang with him” than I thought… neat. I wonder if I’ll be able to read his comments with that delivery style, now. Coolness.

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  19. avitable April 18, 2007 5:00 pm

    When my relatives came over the boat from Italy, it was Ah-vee-TAH-blay, but now it’s been bastardized to Uh-VIT-uh-bull. Everybody can just call me Sexy, though.

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  20. Crys April 18, 2007 5:33 pm

    those were hilarious. you two make a great comedy duo

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  21. Denise April 18, 2007 5:44 pm

    Wow! You sold your vagina for $4000!!!??? I’m impressed.

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  22. avitable April 18, 2007 5:47 pm

    Nah, Denise. She rented it.

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  23. Denise April 18, 2007 5:49 pm

    Well, you know what I meant. Rent…sell…whatever. :lol:

    I wonder if someone would rent mine for that much.

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  24. avitable April 18, 2007 5:52 pm

    Well, they were able to keep their boat and car in hers. Can they do that with yours? :evil:

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  25. Denise April 18, 2007 5:55 pm

    Mine isn’t THAAAT stretched out.

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  26. avitable April 18, 2007 5:56 pm

    You should rent it for $2,000 then.

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  27. Denise April 18, 2007 5:58 pm

    Hmmm. I wonder how I should word that in the classifieds.

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  28. avitable April 18, 2007 6:01 pm

    Easy!

    “Warm, open space available for rent.”

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  29. Miss Britt April 18, 2007 8:39 pm

    Wicked H: you do know i’m not really moving to florida to launch an internet talk show, right? ;-)

    Deb: we’re like a train wreck.. you just can’t look away! lol

    Jen, South Florida: where no one has their own teeth? lol

    heather: yeah, we’re thinking of starting a two person beauty pageant… but i’m afraid of the competition!

    AmyD: we’re only two thirds funny without you

    Meagan: good to meet you too!!! I think adam is just trying to bribe me by pretending to be social!

    NYC Watchdog: if I had a quarter for every time i’d heard that…

    Joefish: only you Joe, only you

    Donna: penicillin should clear it up, i swear :-D

    Paticus: just the once, the bad, that was it (I swear Mom, just the once)

    Dave2: oh pshaw, you do everything better!

    Miss Ann Thrope: I tried to click a link in my feed reader and got a page that said you hated me!!

    webmiztris: um, er, well… my mother DOES read my blog…

    Championable: yeah, adam isn’t near the horse’s ass he wants us all to think ;-)

    avitable: he also answers to “pervert” i hear. and whore.

    Crys: thank you *bows*

    Denise: it’s all about presentation sweetie

    avitable: it’s more like a time share – you feel like you own it, but other people get to use it from time to time

    Denise: I’m sure I could get one of these boys to do an appraisal for you

    avitable: oh sweetheart – a boat? really? you give yourself too much credit

    Denise & Adam: I don’t like where this is going…

    Space Available
    Ownership Opportunities
    All Yours Baby, 1 week a year
    Credit Check mandatory

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  30. Denise April 18, 2007 8:46 pm

    Ownership opportunities? I don’t know about that one. Long term lease…maybe. Ownership…not so much.

    How cool is this? My vagina has a marketing team.

    Team ‘Gina!

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  31. avitable April 18, 2007 8:51 pm

    A dinghy?

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  32. Jen April 18, 2007 10:26 pm

    Awesome job! That was hilarious!

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  33. Miss Britt April 18, 2007 10:45 pm

    Denise: dahling, it’s all about the ILLUSION of ownership.

    avi: eh, maybe a dinghy

    jen: thankya much!

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  34. Sheila April 18, 2007 11:23 pm

    Avi said: “Warm, open space available for rent.”

    I read: “Warm, open space. Avitable for rent.”

    :shock:

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  35. WeaponM April 18, 2007 11:48 pm

    So that’s interesting that I’m commenting here instead of Avitable’s place being that I’ve never been here before.

    Aw, to hell with it, your place is prettier.

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  36. Joefish April 19, 2007 12:27 am

    Miss Ann – Do you mean the Chicago Skyway?

    Britt, Avi, Denise – I’m interested in Denise’s vagina. Do you have color brochures?

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  37. avitable April 19, 2007 6:04 am

    Joe, of course we do. We can send you out a nice packet of information, with pictures, testimonials, and an order form.

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  38. Miss Britt April 19, 2007 8:32 am

    We will also throw in a free calculator with the bright Team ‘Gina logo on it.

    Because, ya know, it’s all about branding.

    Sheila and WeaponM, thanks for stopping by!!

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  39. avitable April 19, 2007 8:33 am

    I think we need “Team ‘Gina” T-shirts.

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  40. Erica AP April 30, 2007 5:16 pm

    Oh my god – you are cute as hell and definitely deserve to have readers hang on your every word. Your a star baby, a fucking star!!! Haha…

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