First and foremost… for those of you who fell for yesterday’s post… seriously? Really? Do you people not know me at ALL? Let me share with you one of the most fundamental parts of my personality. One of the things that make me, ME - and not some shabby imitation that Avi conjures up:
I. Hate. Animals. And nature. And anything having to do with enjoying God’s creations - basically. I wouldn’t even pet a fucking lab.
And don’t start in with me about how animals are people too and you should love them and I suck and blah blah blah blah. I have no soul, I know. I’ve heard it all before and I still don’t want to pet your damn animal when I come in your house, m’kay?
So, um, yeah. Where was I again? Oh yes, yesterday’s posts. Those of you who fell for it - shame on you.
And those of you who helped? Who assisted - with phrasing and hacking and plotting and scheming. You know who you are. And make no mistake - so do I. Did you really think Avi would not throw your asses under the bus the first chance he had? Be. Afraid. You will not know the hour nor day… but know this - Vengeance Will Be Mine.
So…
I don’t really have much else to say. Well, I do. But I’m tired. Bone freaking tired. I spent my weekend doing laundry. And painting. And cleaning the Other House. And moving furniture. And cleaning up after a cat that has apparently gone retarded in regards to where the fucking litter box is and what the HELL it is supposed to be used for.
So I’m tired. My brain is tired. My back and legs and everything are tired.
Shit, maybe I should let Avi hack in here more often…
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My dog loves the people who don’t like animals! She’s going be all up in your bidness until you pet her once or twice.
And, Amy and Joe, I didn’t give anybody up - she’s just bluffing to see if you’ll be contrite in a comment.
Oh wait. Fuck. Oops.
That was a joke? Well, now I just feel awkward for admitting my passionate affair with the lab.
I ♥ creampuffs.
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You wouldn’t pet me? You wouldn’t at least shake my paw?
Well… at least you didn’t make it with a Lab… they suck… :mrgreen:
Avi You SUCK. :razz:
Britt, honey, just know you do NOT write like a 13 year old girl AND please, if I had actually HELPED him do you THINK it would have sounded like a 13 year old girl wrote it? Hmmm?
So, ummm, either he didn’t have help or he wouldn’t take my advice. Either way - I see this as me being completely innocent.
I’ll be a man (take my balls back from you, thank you very much) and admit that Amy and Joe had only minor roles in what happened yesterday.
Amy wanted to put a big picture of you in your underwear up and then submit it to amateur porn sites.
Joe wanted to embed that video of you with the football team (you know, the high school gangbang of 1996) and submit it to Youtube.
So, see? I’m a hero for stopping them!
Avi OMG!!! You just don’t want to go down alone!!!!! :shock: :twisted:
Love your new look!
RE:the cat. When cats start soiling outside of the box, it is frequently a medical issue. The problem is, they can’t just look at you and say “Hey, something’s wrong. Mind taking me to the vet?” A trip to the vet may be what the cat needs, though.
Cats are creatures of habit, and the box is one of their most important habits. They don’t change it for no reason.
I don’t blame him. Going down is always better with others.
Joe Guess that depends on your version of “going down” :twisted:
Amy, well done for pointing out the obvious double entendre that the highly perverted Joefish was making.
I should ask Avi to hack my blog sometime because that was fucking hilarious!
As long as you aren’t missing any veggies, it’s all cool.
Heather, did you have sex with a dog, too?
The fact that I have been masturbating to that post for the better part of the last day or so isn’t going to make things weird for us, is it?
Am I the only one wondering why our illustrious hostess has yet to post a comment in response to our genius wit today?
Avi - I told you to keep quiet about us.
Amy - just enjoying the show… audience participation is the BEST. :mrgreen:
I know, Amy. She usually only gets this many comments on something that I write. You’d think she’d want to reply to all the wonderful people who are showering her with love and canine condoms.
:twisted: and she claims to be a lady with manners. Pfft.
Fuck You Avi, I gots shit to DO today…
Well, I hate cats. Cats suck, cats are stupid. Yes, I hate cats.
Yeah, well put a cat and a robin in a box and see who comes out.
no cats, no box…hate cats…well, except for Jack CAT …I did love that cat..but only him…no more…cat suck