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Archive for April, 2007
Monday, April 30th, 2007
What Would Miss Britt Do: on flirting
I hate Monday posts. Do you know why? Because they are written on Sunday night. And it is almost guaranfuckingteed that by Sunday night I will be exhausted from the lengthy Shit To Do list I’ve tackled over the weekend.
(And shut up, that is totally a word.)
Anyway. Monday posts suck ass [...]
31 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, What Would Miss Britt Do, just rambling by Miss Britt
Friday, April 27th, 2007
V is for Vagina: An Owner’s Manual
“Holy shit. Did I forget to take out that last tampon?”
The phrase that strikes fear into the heart of any woman who has ever been so bored she actually read all of the literature that comes with the box of Tampax. You know, the pages and pages about how TSS is really bad and can [...]
73 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Thursday, April 26th, 2007
Why all tech support people should blog…
Sometimes truth is better than fiction.
And sometimes, it is just a really, really bad idea to decide to deal with tech support really late at night when you’re really, really tired.
And bored.
And think it would be funny to amuse yourself by screwing with some poor tech support guy.
Copied and Pasted directly from the chat transcript:
04/24/2007 [...]
48 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007
Love May Be A Two Way Street, But Adoration Is A One-Way Superhighway
So I was talking to mah bitch last night and we were doing what we usually do in the few hours of time we have for just US. That is, we were rubbing each other’s egos and cackling on about how much better we were then everyone else.
No, no. Of course I jest. Amy and [...]
56 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, The Master Plan, This Will Piss Someone Off, just rambling by Miss Britt
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007
falling off all over the place
So I am officially off the wagon. All of them. I had been hanging over the edge for a while, just trying to get a peek at the underside, sure I could control myself to hang on.
But no. I am off. In fact, while laying in the middle of the road I’m pretty sure the [...]
21 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt
Monday, April 23rd, 2007
Clusterfucked: Part 3
Today the Three Stooges are featuring a Round Robin of fiction. Here’s how it works…
Read Part 1 of today’s story at Avitable’s blog.
then hop on over to read Part 2 at Amy’s Musings.
And then, and only then, you can read part 3 here.
No. Seriously. You have to go over to the other two blogs first [...]
27 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, fiction by Miss Britt
Friday, April 20th, 2007
Yes, Virginia, there is a God
Disclaimer: this post is not meant to be a discussion about whether there is, or is not a God. Nor is it a debate on whether you - or anyone - should or should not be a Christian.
And, this post isn’t EXACTLY about the Virginia Tech shootings. Because honestly? We all know there isn’t anything [...]
64 Comments » - Posted in This Will Piss Someone Off, just rambling by Miss Britt
Thursday, April 19th, 2007
Private. Post.
There is a private post.
You have to be:
*registered
*logged in
*given a certain level of “access”
…to read it.
If you are registered, logged in, and unable to scroll down and see a post? It means I don’t know who the fuck you are. Seriously, people. All you have to do is register, log in, and at the very [...]
11 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007
Because there just isn’t time yet…
…to do a full post.
(Ok, so I’m editing it to make this slightly less sucky for you all.)
I have decided to quit my job, pack up my family, and move to Orlando so that I can star in an Internet talk show. I’m going to be huge.
This is the pilot episode….
You can see Episode 2 [...]
40 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Tuesday, April 17th, 2007
I just never get tired of the accolades
I’ve seen this going around and to be honest I have been a bit disgusted that none of you have nominated me before now. I mean, really! Who makes you THINK more than me? What other blogger can make you think about Prince’s hot, sweaty goodness? What other blogger makes you think “if there is [...]
