Where the fuck is Britt?

by avitable on March 7, 2007

Avitable here.

After a mishap where she discovered that she’s allergic to a specific flavor (pomegranate) of anal lube, Britt has spent today eating antibiotics and waiting for the swelling to go down on her hands, tongue, and butt.  Once she’s back to normal, she’ll have a new post ready for all of you hungry readers.

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16 Comments so far

  1. AmyD March 7, 2007 4:17 pm

    OMG… the things she is going to do to you. :twisted:

  2. avitable March 7, 2007 4:36 pm

    I was posting that at her request!

  3. AmyD March 7, 2007 4:48 pm

    LOL - I knew she was broadening her horizons… just didn’t think that meant her… ummm… well, you get my point.

  4. themuttprincess March 7, 2007 5:12 pm

    Oh you poor thing! My advice is next time test it in an inconspicuous spot…..

  5. NYC Watchdog March 7, 2007 6:29 pm

    That’s why I stick to the basics. Like cherry and chocolate. :twisted:

  6. debkitty March 7, 2007 7:01 pm

    :shock: I don’t even want to know!!!

  7. Heather March 7, 2007 7:07 pm

    Butt swelling. Ouch.

  8. Championable March 7, 2007 7:09 pm

    I have no idea what to make of this post.

  9. Jen March 7, 2007 7:51 pm

    And I thought I knew her so well! What is Prince going to say?!

  10. Mist 1 March 7, 2007 8:26 pm

    It comes in pomegranate? I love pomegranate.

  11. Wicked H March 7, 2007 8:29 pm

    Oh come on, admit it. She has checked into Rehab due to all the notoriety.

    Let’s break her out of there!

  12. AmyD March 7, 2007 8:57 pm

    I’m with Wicked… I think she checked into rehab too… she’s hoping to be Britney’s next husband… er… something.

  13. Poppy March 7, 2007 9:00 pm

    Yah, where the hell is Britt? (Hi Britt, Avi sent me. :smile: )

  14. jane March 7, 2007 10:56 pm

    That’s quite a visual, Avi.

  15. jane March 8, 2007 12:05 am

    omg @ the mood. sore. priceless!
    hahahahaha

  16. avitable March 8, 2007 2:49 pm

    This post isn’t that far off from reality, is it?

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