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Friday, March 16th, 2007

It’s Me. Kind of. Almost.

Whew. I’m home.
No, really, it’s really me this time. I’m home.
And I have LOTS to tell you - really, I do. No fucking pictures, because I am the world’s worst tourist picture taker ever. Apparently I DO, I don’t stop and take pictures. But still, lots to tell you. (Besides, it seems you all have [...]

14 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

Some vacation that was

First of all, my apologies for that train wreck of a post Avitable put up. My hair looked way better than that when I was in Vegas. Unfortunately, my hair is just about the only thing that worked out on that god forsaken trip. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.
First I got bumped [...]

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Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Blame typos on the Mist

Socks, by Mist1
I have an affinity for body products. I cannot resist them. If it smells
fruity and promises to make me even more soft and supple than I already am,
I will buy it. Unless, it is cuticle cream. I don’t know why, but I am
opposed to cuticle cream. My cuticles are all I have to [...]

10 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

If You Are Missing Miss Britt…

I was blackmailed asked to write a guest post while Miss Britt is throwing her panties at Prince attending a concert in Las Vegas. Let’s not sugar-coat it, I’m more than aware that you don’t show up at this blog to hear my mental vomit.
So, instead of trying to write some entertaining post, I’m going [...]

12 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by AmyD

Monday, March 12th, 2007

Brittfaced and Brittarded

by Avitable
As everyone knows, and as we’ll hear ad nauseam after her trip, Britt is currently in Las Vegas. She has a wild week of debauchery planned and plans to stalk Prince along with seeing him in concert.
Unbeknownst to her, I decided to shadow her in Las Vegas, using all the tricks I learned [...]

36 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by avitable

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Crap. Crap. Crap.

I’m supposed to leave in four hours. Four fucking hours.
And I still have to….
pack
pack
update blog
pack
chase down two would-be clients at work who are missing their deadlines as I type
pack

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Thursday, March 8th, 2007

Because I’ve Been Busy, Yo

15 comments?? Seriously, people?!? 15 freaking comments on Avitable’s post about a mythical butt lube allergy?? Man, you guys are going to have a BLAST while I’m in Vegas.
Sorry about yesterday (no, really, I am) - but I’m swamped right now trying to get ready for Vegas. I never realized how much actual planning and [...]

20 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Where the fuck is Britt?

Avitable here.
After a mishap where she discovered that she’s allergic to a specific flavor (pomegranate) of anal lube, Britt has spent today eating antibiotics and waiting for the swelling to go down on her hands, tongue, and butt. Once she’s back to normal, she’ll have a new post ready for all of you hungry readers.

16 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by avitable

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Pre-Prince Randomness

Oh, come on. I’m going to see Prince in five freaking days - did you really think you weren’t going to see ANY references to that this week?! Anyway, the randomness…
* I think I’ve gone and completely fucked myself. This whole working out thing? Great for the abs. And the arms. And the legs. Someday [...]

16 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Me, Myself, and Marilyn

I’m trying to remember the preamble to this story. I know it wasn’t sexual, but it definitely involved casual conversation about my husband’s penis.
How do you make that not sound awkward and sexual?
ANYway… last night, my husband and I were having some kind of conversation about his penis. I think it was something to do with [...]