I was blackmailed asked to write a guest post while Miss Britt is throwing her panties at Prince attending a concert in Las Vegas. Let’s not sugar-coat it, I’m more than aware that you don’t show up at this blog to hear my mental vomit.
So, instead of trying to write some entertaining post, I’m going to give you some tools to cope with your temporary loss of our beloved Miss Britt, all in Miss Britt style.
1. Go shoe shopping. Online, offline… doesn’t matter as long as you get a good deal. Buy yourself a pair of DMB’s (Do Me Boots)
2. Shop for the latest spa treatments and home scents at www.bathandbodyworks.com - make sure they are on sale.
3. No carbs. Miss Britt doesn’t eat carbs (for the most part) - you will automatically feel a little more in sync with her just by temporarily going low carb.
4. Exercise, get up at 5am and do a hard cardio workout followed by some weight training. Not only does exercise alleviate depression, but you will be doing what Miss Britt would be doing if she were not off throwing herself at a rock icon on vacation.
5. Drown your sorrows in booze. Diet Pepsi and cherry infused Vodka. No carbs and all the alcohol goodness your liver can stand. It’s a Miss Britt special. We call it a Brittardini.
6. Dye your hair. Red with blonde highlights ala Miss Britt.
7. View Miss Britt’s complete humiliation on YouTube.
8. Still missing Miss Britt? View more videos here.
9. Do a naked Happy Dance… not only will it lift your spirits, but it will remind you that Miss Britt is not going to be gone forever. It will all be ok.
10. If you are STILL missing Miss Britt after utilizing all of these tools, there is nothing more I can do for you. You are in desperate need of shock therapy and remember THIS is for your own good.
Most importantly… get a fucking life… please!
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Brittardini! Bwahahahah!
Very nice. The videos are a great touch.
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I’ll buy shoes, but I’m not drinking Diet Pepsi. How about Cherry Coke Zero and vodka?
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Avi Thank you! Of course, Joe was right, anyone who is unfortunate enough to follow you is screwed. :smile:
Mist I don’t blame you, I’m more of a Diet Coke girl myself. I think Cherry Coke Zero and vodka would be perfectly acceptable. Although, you don’t seem like the type to be missing Miss B too much!
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I can go shoe shopping in honor of Britt. Oh and I can also just go shopping online in her name. I can and will. (oh the things I do for other people, I am such a giver)
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After yesterday, I will have to wait till I get home to view any videos. Will drop back by….
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shoe shopping, is my life and while it sounds super fun I don’t think that I can drown my feelings in booze.
Alas the pains of youth.
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themuttprincess Britt will be delighted to hear that, I’m sure. I wonder if she’s shoe shopping in Vegas?
Wicked :mrgreen:
Alyssa Well, I think someone once said that booze is wasted on the youth. Or something like that.
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I am SO loving Miss Britt for #5. I had NO IDEA because I’m an LC’er to and I thought drowning was not an option….WOOT!
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tj Very cool, isn’t it? It’s the mixers that get you in trouble with LC’ing. Somewhere online, I forget where, there is a table of all the LC stuff you can drink. Like Bacardi and Diet Coke, or Gin Martinis, etc.
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But what if we like hearing your mental vomit?
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Joe Oh, come now… who would enjoy that?
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Who wouldn’t?
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