15 comments?? Seriously, people?!? 15 freaking comments on Avitable’s post about a mythical butt lube allergy?? Man, you guys are going to have a BLAST while I’m in Vegas.
Sorry about yesterday (no, really, I am) - but I’m swamped right now trying to get ready for Vegas. I never realized how much actual planning and stuff was required before you go to get impregnated with a Love Child That Will Bind You With Hotness Forever.
What have I been doing? Oh… mainly…. this:
(Which is, “Are you sure my boobs don’t look funny now that this dress has been altered? I swear I remember this dress making my boobs look good. I’m just not feeling the Prince Take Me Now Vibe in this….”)
(Which is where we decide that the dress may make my boobs look funny, but Prince is NOT going to see me in my ginormous fucking ass pants. Not. Going. To Happen. We’ll save those for the night of my anniversary. I think my husband is into ginormous ass pants anyway.)
(Which is where we decide that black CAN be slimming… unless you feel the need to show off your underarm fat to the world. And YOU know you’re going to be showing off your underarm fat at Prince…)
So, the red dress it is!
I think.
Unless I go to the mall today and buy another one.
Because I TOTALLY have time for that shit.
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It’s good to see that the swelling has gone down.
And you have a tat on your shoulder? I had no idea! It’s always dark when I see you naked.
Did I throw up in your feed reader just now?? Cuz you had to have been reading this while I was editing and re-editing.
And yes, I do have a tat on my shoulder. I have another one too… but then… you already know about that one, don’t you?
I love posts where I feel involved in wardrobe selection.
Also, Prince is really into armpits.
Damn. You’re still a woman of mystery.
You need your personal photographer to get a bit closer so we can get better details of these dresses and how they lay on you. Just remember, if you look too good when Prince comes out, you’ll strike him dumb, and he won’t be able to hit a note. Easy on the total glam when he’s on-stage. Think of the others who want to hear him sing.
You look stunning! Have fun……..and only let Prince see your other tat! Only he, I, and your husband, should know about that one! LOL
I like the red and black, your ass does not look big, you look perfect and completely HOT!
Make you feel better?:lol:
You look awesome in all three! I think the red top and black pants would be perfect for the concert!
Red top/black pants. Ass? Hips? What in the HELL are you talking about? You look fanfreakin’tastic!!
Isn’t everyone into ass pants?
Love the dress. Wear that.
And take lots of pics.
Have fun!!!
Must.
Vote.
For.
You.
Loving the page!
You have a great ass. Great everything as a matter of fact. Prince does not deserve you.
I actually like the black on black. That top makes your boobs pop. I’d go with that. :mrgreen:
I vote for the black/black too. Really shows off your figure, chest, and arms. Your arms look good in that top. Also, the black top really shows off your great neck.
What happened to purple? Too cliche?
Damn girl. You’re hot. I’d do you.
Wow. Miss Britt is teh hawt!
I must say that, while you look good in everything here, you look happiest in the black… so ssssssssssassy!
You look so innocent.
I like you best in black.
Have fun chicklette!!!!!
Can’t wait to hear all the details!
Mrs. Britt you look hot. Now go to Vegas and have a grand time, I know you been waiting for it for some time and the momentum has to be at it’s peak.