When I was in high school my dad used to preach at me about not letting my gas tank run completely out. And I always did. I always pushed it wayyy to close to the line and coasted into the station on fumes.
And then one day, on the side of the road, the car just [...]
A long, long time ago, on a blog far, far away, I read a cool quote that inspired me to type a line into an entry and save it as a draft. The oh so wise Fringes advised her readers to “Love On Those Who Love You”, and I remember thinking - ohhh how much [...]
Oh. My. God. There is truly no limit to what you can achieve if you put your mind - and maybe a little money - to it.
Check. This. Shit. Out.
Do you people understand what this MEANS??
Prince and I can now, officially, get. it. ON.
I’m off to update my play list…
To Whom It May Concern,
What is my “problem”? What did you “do to piss me off this time”? Allow me to explain…
a. Calling me out to ask me “what is my problem” when I haven’t spoken to you all day except when necessary - not cool. I wasn’t cold shouldering you. I wasn’t giving you [...]
I know, I know. Logging in to someone’s site to read their posts is a ginormous pain in the ass.
It’s even worse if you’ve never registered.
But, sometimes, you just gotta go covert… ya know?
(For those of you who don’t read between the lines…. log in and/or register, m’kay?)
Only time for bullets
My neck hurts like hell. I wish I could remember what I did last night that is making it hurt so bad this morning.
I found 11 dollars in my front pocket this morning. Which, y’know, is cool because YEAH! I love finding money. Except, well, I never carry cash in my pockets. [...]
I was tagged with this meme by email. And by IM. And by phone. Over and over and over again… by someone who was too chicken shit to actually do it themselves.
Whose got big balls? Apparently, I’ve got big balls. Or teeny brains. And no shame. Mom? Seriously? Skip today’s entry and find a lovely [...]
I am, by nature, a judgemental bitch. No, really. If you knew me, you would not come to me with your indiscretions. (If, however, you are a total stranger, you would probably have no problem telling me all about your dirty laundry in a casual waiting room conversation. Fucking, irony.)
Anyway - me, judgemental whore. It [...]
I’ve been agonizing over this post. I’m just not sure I can do it justice. I mean, really, how do you put into words the single most spectacular night of your life??
I’m pretty sure you use a better intro…
ANYway, Saturday, March 10th. We finally make it into Vegas after a near disaster with the airlines. [...]
I know, I know - here it comes. The long winded blah blah blah about my vacation.
It’s my blog, mmm’kay? Deal with it.
OK, so, the trip started off sucky as hell. We were supposed to leave home sometime Friday afternoon and make the four hour trek to a city with a half ass reputable airport, [...]