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Thursday, February 15th, 2007

My perfect match(es)

I was going to tell you all about how not being able to post at 6:00am has thrown off my schedule and, apparently, my creativity. I was going to bow out gracefully and tell you to go here or something.
And then I decided to check my email - just in case there was some post-worthy [...]

9 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

Insert some title about love and stink and cheating and romance and VD

Normally, I hate Valentine’s Day. I usually hate all holidays that set me up with lofty expectations of grand romantic gestures because I am inevitably disappointed. My husband doesn’t do grand romantic gestures.
He thinks about them. He almost was gonna do them. He just - well - doesn’t.
None the less, I woke up this morning [...]

12 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, all in the family by Miss Britt

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Warning: Bitchy Wife Rant Ahead

Things My Husband “Handled” Yesterday:

Got up and got ready for work Got up when I woke him up
Went to work
Picked up kids
Made dinner Reheated leftovers for kids

Things I Handled Yesterday:

Obviously got myself up - this shouldn’t even count
Also got my husband and two kids up. Dressed two kids, fed two kids. Got oldest kid out [...]

17 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Monday, February 12th, 2007

V is for Vindication

I read somewhere once that some people have “Movie Moments” in their lives. When I was thinking about writing this post, I realized that all of the Movie Moments in my own life have a decidedly Rocky-esque feel to them. Maybe that’s why I love sports so much, because it’s given me most of my [...]

11 Comments » - Posted in all in the family by Miss Britt

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Because all the cool kids are doing it

And no, I’m not talking about Voting For Me In The SFB Awards. I’m talking about another Meme, of course. Because, truly, what is the blogosphere if not ripping of someone else’s good idea and making it your own?
Things that scare me:
1. Looking stupid
2. George W. Bush
3. People who say “damn right I voted for [...]

13 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, Meme's and crap by Miss Britt

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

I swear there is more to this than pimping

I know I’m a whore. Really. But if you can get through me pimping myself for ANOTHER AWARD HOLY COW THIS IS MY WEEK MAN I’M TELLIN’ YA!!! - I promise there is almost a real post below. Almost. Promise.
ANYWAY:
Edited to add - the link should be working now. My bad.
Yeah, I’ve been nominated for [...]

9 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, just rambling, stuff I'll have to remember in Confession by Miss Britt

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

The Pursuit of Perfection. And Prince.

Today marks four weeks that I’ve been 100% smoke free.
At least, I haven’t inhaled. Or rather, I haven’t put a cigarette in my mouth and voluntarily inhaled so that I could enjoy that sweet satisfaction that can only come from smoke breezing down your throat and into your lungs. Second hand poker night smoke just [...]

20 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

All Roads Lead To Rome, Which is a metaphor for “it’s all about me”.

I was going to get right to work this morning and try to be productive and make money and shit. But I’ve received a few “where the hell is my daily blog update?!?!” emails - and I’m afraid of enraging the masses.
Technically it was one email. But she’s from a long ways away, so that [...]

9 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Shameless Self Promotion

I know. Shocked, aren’t you?
At least I’m consistent.
Anyways, I’ve been nominated for my very first Blog Award.
How freaking cool is that? Lemme tell you how cool.
There are ten categories in which one can be nominated. Let me start by telling you which categories I was not nominated in:
Best Humor - nope. I always considered myself quite [...]

12 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Monday, February 5th, 2007

Everything you need to know about the Super Bowl

For those of you who didn’t watch the game last night because… um… well, I can’t think of a single good reason for not watching the Super Bowl…
…allow me to summarize what you missed. Feel free to use any of this information around your water cooler, in line at the post office, or with whomever [...]