This is a public service announcement for all of you ladies out there who don’t drink very often, who drink liquor when you do, and who think that you are fun when you drink.
For all of you girls who think that you are cute when you’re severely intoxicated.
And flirty.
And sexy.
And “oh my GAWD I am not a sloppy drunk and I HATE girls who get like that”.
Do. Not. Drink. Ever again. In life.
Believe me when I tell you that you are not flirty or cute or funny.
Believe me when I tell you that there is a very good possibility that you turn into the most annoying person on the face of the planet.
And your flirty? Kinda looks more like a ho. A dirty, skanky, tells all her business ho.
And your funny? Open? Fun-lovingness? Kinda looks more like a wanna-be thug with a trucker’s mouth.
Believe me when I tell you, woman, that the repercussions are not worth the UV Vodka. Not even in Blue Raspberry. Nor delicious Red Cherry. What you’re saving in carbs you will lose in dignity, I promise you.
Please, take heed of my warnings. Because if you don’t… if you choose to be headstrong and foolish…
Do NOT feel compelled to share your humiliation with The Internet. Seriously. Some things should be kept private. Some images and facades are best left in tact.
Or, at the very least, for registered users.
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I would hate to say that we have all been there at some point in our lives, but seriously, I can’t deny that I haven’t been! Also, about your Vday post, man I remember being pissed at our exes, driving around fairly intoxicated and listening to the Dixie Chicks! Love ya!
Well that’s one thing I won’t have to worry about since I can’t seem to get drunk. I’ve tried (in the privacy of my apartment) wine coolers, beer, wine, Kahlua - but nothing ever happens. Not even a buzz. :roll:
Except, of course, that you are flirty and cute and funny. Maybe I should watch the video first before I say that, though.
so what happened?
log in
At first I thought you were talking about me, but then I realized that you said “you ladies out there who don’t drink very often,” then, I knew you weren’t talking about me. Whew.
For the record, I am totally flirty and cute and fun and cute and cute. And I can dance really, really well. Also, I am cute.
Oh my.
Britt, Britt, Britt.
why didn’t you tell me you were coming to town… i totally would have bought you a drink!
Well, there are those who believe that dignity has no place in the mating ritual…. :-)
I don’t know about you, but I am VERY sexy when I’m puking up my guts. What are you talking about?
:roll:
Please tell me that you are coming to TequilaCon…
I am SO incredibly hot when I drink. I don’t slur, I don’t get all bloaty and red-eyed, and I certainly don’t smooch on icky old guys.
wait. nevermind. I must be thinking of someone else.
Hey I’m not registered. Any chance I could get an access pass for this one? You told me about it. And now your just holding the carrot out of my reach! arghh:)
OMG! ROSIE O’DONNELL HAS MENTIONED MISS BRITT IN A POEM RIGHT AFTER THE OLSEN TWINS!
http://www.rosie.com/blog/2007/02/17/healing
Rosie feels your pain!
ohiowagirl: I know you do - everytime I hear that song I think of the three of us riding around, bawling our eyes out! LOL
Girl, Dislocated: LUCKY you, I’m telling you.
avitable: yeah, sober I am all of those things!
debkitty: log in sweetie, log in…
Mist 1: but have you ever seen it on camera??
AmyD: shuddup
tori: are you in vegas?? i’ll be in vegas in 3 weeks
Joe the Troll: really? do those who think that have a club I can join?
J.: YOU could probably pull that off
Dave2: is that in Seattle?
ginamonster: do you wanna come to my next party?
Paco: hey dipshit, register then :smile:
Dave2: OMG I’M ALMOST TECHNICALLY FAMOUS!!!! Wait… was Rosie talking about my crotch?
I’m always cute when I drink. You’re just jealous! :)