I’m late, I know. I was up until about 11:30 talking to The Husband, and I’ll give you all updates on that soon, promise. But me being up late coupled with me sleeping in fucked up my whole “workout, eat, blog” morning routine.
A few things, so I can technically say I totally blogged today.
1. Ho. Lee. Shit. You people are amazing. I cannot believe the outpouring of advice and compassion and support I got here yesterday. All of it, all of you (even you, Mist, with your spot on shoe shopping advice) - I was overwhelmed.
It also inspired me to think a little more about Internet relationships vs. “real life” relationships. Hopefully I can cobble together a post on that in the near future.
2. You may continue to show your love and support by voting for me in another stupid fucking contest. I don’t care if you think it’s spam, or if you think I’m a whore, or if you need more fiber in your diet. Click here. Find my name. Vote me. Or you will not be eligible for The Club.
And don’t think I won’t know. I’ll know. I have stats. And visitor tracking. And high tech shit. I. Will. Know.
3. I was tagged by the whore with beautiful natural hair color wonderfully pregnant Deb. Everyone knows you don’t piss of the pregos. They could eat you. Or trample you. Or make you Godmother to their babies or something (which OMG I HAVE A NEW GOD DAUGHTER AS OF 7:10 THIS MORNING!!!!!)
So. The tag, or, er, the Meme. 3 songs you could not live without.. or, 3 songs you’d have to hear… or, er…
Oh, I guess technically it is “Three Songs You Have To Hear Before The Music Died”. What the fuck?
Anyway, three songs I love love love love love… m’kay?
No. Scratch that. This is my blog and I can meme how I want to. So, in honor of my upcoming rendezvous with Prince…
Three Prince Songs I Love More Than Life - and Why
1. Let’s Go Crazy - this song instantly perks me up. Instantly. It also sends me into an 80’s dance frenzy. It doesn’t matter where I’m at or what I’m doing, I hear this song and start spazzing. This song happens to be the song played on the Rio boxoffice hold line and I missed the entire menu - twice - because I was so caught up in the song.
2. Cream - oh. baby. Lyrically this song is ridiculous. And yet it is audio porn for me. And the video?? Well that’s just straight porn. Period. Barely work safe porn. Yum.
3. Purple Rain - I don’t care if this is a cop out. If Prince sings Purple Rain in 12 days to me, I may not come home. In fact, I may not be able to leave the club because I will be a puddle of goo on the floor that can only be removed with a mop and bucket.
So, there you have it. A craptastic post but a post none the less for those of you who have to have your daily dose in order to get through your day. Don’t say I never did anything for ya.










Well, it says I am allowed to comment today so I will try. I hope that your chat got you somewhere. And remember if you need anything call me! Love ya
February 27th, 2007 at 11:34 am
If you’re ever having trouble blogging, just post photos of your boobs. That will get me by for the day. Or week, even.
February 27th, 2007 at 11:36 am
I totally voted for you, babe. But, then you KNEW I would. :twisted:
February 27th, 2007 at 11:40 am
Another contest? You’re such a whore.
Not like that’s bad or anything. I ♥ whores.
February 27th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Eat or trample you! Honey all I do is eat anymore, I don’t think I could walk fast enough to trample!! I love your choices. I had no idea that you were going to see Prince, I must live under a rock or something!
I hope the chitty chat went well and that whatever was decided works. All to often the chats make us feel so much better, but then the decisions don’t have follow through power…Hope it works!:mrgreen:
February 27th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
One Prince song you forgot… “Get Off.”
I totally hit “repeat” on the CD player over and over again for that song.
But then again, I really love all of his music anyways!
February 27th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Darling Nikki is the one that really grabs me. It’s the best! I voted for you because I don’t want to die. you’re welcome. :)
February 27th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
ohiowagirl: I’m thinking of completely redoing my template again, just so you can comment!
avitable: a week? I think you have seriously over estimated my boobs
AmyD: I voted for us, for you
Joefish: meh, if someone is going to put me IN a contest, I’m going to do my damndest to win
I’m a competitive whore :-)
debkitty: i love that you aren’t easily offended :-)
Blonde Chick: Oh I didn’t forget… I just could only pick THREE
In fact, from me to you:
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2789982?loomia_si=1
Dawn (webmiztris): Thank you. :-D
February 27th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Your morning routine sounds pretty simple. Mine is much more complicated. It is:
Wipe drool from cheek.
Check other side of bed.
Sigh in relief when no one is there.
Pee.
Floss.
Blog.
February 27th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
You mean they’re not shining globes of beauty that bring happiness and wonder to the world?
February 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Mist: wow, how do you get it all done!?!?
Avi - Well, yes, they are that
February 27th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
I voted for you! Check your friggin’ stats! :)
Oh and Purple Rain is the.best.Prince.song.ever
February 27th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
I voted for you, partly out of fear & partly because you couldn’t have stopped me from voting for you!
I wish Joefish would make you a blogwhore button for your blog. That’d be the coolest. (he knows how to do that stuff, right?)
February 28th, 2007 at 12:34 am