And no, I’m not talking about Voting For Me In The SFB Awards. I’m talking about another Meme, of course. Because, truly, what is the blogosphere if not ripping of someone else’s good idea and making it your own?
Things that scare me:
1. Looking stupid
2. George W. Bush
3. People who say “damn right I voted for ‘em, and I’d do it again if I could! Down with term limits!!”
People that make me laugh:
1. The Graphic Designer in my office - because he reminds me of a cross between Stewie on The Family Guy and Barney on How I Met Your Mother
2. My youngest brother - because he reminds me of a cross between Stewie on The Family Guy and Hitler
3. But mostly, me - because I remind me of a cross between St. Theresa and Carmen Electra. And Oprah. And Hitler.
Things I love:
1. Prince’s eyes
2. Prince’s music
3. The way it feels when Prince touches me
Things I hate:
1. Stupid people
2. People who don’t hate stupid people
3. People who don’t know they’re stupid people
Things I don’t understand:
1. Republicans
2. Bigotry
3. Why God lets old people and rednecks win the lottery, but not me.
Things on my desk:
1. iPod
2. Digital Camera
3. Husband’s wallet Husband’s loose change
Things I’m doing right now:
1. Listening to NIN’s “Closer” on repeat via my headphones
2. Eating a bowl of Special K Protein Plus For Your Low Carb Lifestyle Cereal
3. Wondering why in the fuck Pay Per Post doesn’t want I can’t find someone to pay me for the awesomeness that is my pimping.
Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Hear Prince sing Purple Rain live. Preferably while creating our love child.
2. Live in a place that I chose - not “ended up”.
3. Be offered money to do porn. (Real money)
Things I can do:
1. Make shit up on the fly and convince you that I know what I’m talking about
2. Make people cry in 10 words or less
3. Spend half as much money and come out with twice as many shopping bags as the average woman with a credit card
Things you should listen to:
1. Prince
2. Anything I say, especially in my high, squeaky, “I’m SERIOUS” voice
3. Anything that makes you stop, think, and re-examine your convictions.
Things you should never listen to:
1. Anyone who is trying to “teach” you something they’ve never done themselves
2. The Haters
3. Anyone who ends every sentence with the sound a question mark makes
Things I would like to learn:
1. How to operate on three hours of sleep a day
2. Jedi Mind Control
3. How my stylist does that thing she does to my hair after she cuts it
Favorite foods: Foods I’m Allowed To Eat Without Turning Into A Cow:
1. Meat
2. Cheese
3. Meat with Cheese
Favorite beverages:
1. Vodka and Crystal Light Lemonade
2. Cherry Vodka and Diet Coke
3. After one of 1 and two of 2… just vodka, please
TV shows I watched, books I read as a kid:
1. The Great Brain series
2. Duck Tales
3. My mom’s Harlequin Romance Novels
4. My mom’s college Humanities Required Reading novels - I understood The Stranger about 5 years afer I’d read it.
Things I like about Avitable:
1. He loves me
2. He thinks I’m funny
3. He thinks I’m sexy
Please blog for Peace and go here and do your own Meme. (Hint: the answer to #10 is “Miss Britt”)
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So we’ve established you’re for sale. Now we need to haggle on price.
February 9th, 2007 at 8:58 am
I’ll have to try the cherry vodka and Diet Coke. I drink vodka and Diet Coke with Black Cherry and Vanilla.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:14 am
So now you don’t want us to vote for you at the SFB Awards?
I be confused.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:47 am
1. Listening to NIN’s “Closer” on repeat via my headphones
Now I definitely love you! You used to read the Great Brain books, too? I’ve never been able to find anyone who remembered those books.
And I’m just sad that I don’t make you laugh. At least not enough to rate on this list. So, now I’m going to. Here is a picture of balls.
HOLY SHIT!!! Adam, I was going to talk about our mutual love of Great Brain - but you SERIOUSLY posted a picture of your balls!!!!I am aghast.Thank you for switching it, after you made me look like a raving psycho because you changed the picture.(Y’all, it totally WAS his balls)
February 9th, 2007 at 10:02 am
3. Anyone who ends every sentence with the sound a question mark makes
So I guess that eliminates everyone in the whole entire South, says this Georgia girl, ending her sentence with the sound a question mark makes. :P
February 9th, 2007 at 10:03 am
So you are pimping yourself out and asking people to offer you money to do porn????
I always knew you were a freak~!:razz:
February 9th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Joefish: ah the negotiations, where good men go to die…
Mist 1: why in the heck didn’t I think of that before? That is BRILLIANT!! And they have it with lime, or with lemon, or… OMG, I need a drink.
Dave2: You be jet lagged.
Click on link. Click to comment. Type “Miss Britt rocks and gets my vote.” Hit send.
jennyryan: I don’t think the southern accent makes everything sound like a question. I think the southern accent makes everything sound like the most romantic song in the world.
debkitty: I said I wanted people to offer me money to do porn. I didn’t say I wanted to DO porn.
A girl’s gotta have her standards. :-)
February 9th, 2007 at 10:35 am
Britt, you’re crazy!
February 9th, 2007 at 11:08 am
And somehow, you think I’M a freak… :roll:
February 9th, 2007 at 11:44 am
3. The way it feels when Prince touches me
That was priceless, dude.
February 9th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
It totally wasn’t.
February 9th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Stoli Vanilla & Diet coke rocks…
and Absolut has a PEAR flavor now I’m dyin’ to try!
February 9th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I half expected you to list Prince under “Foods I’m Allowed To Eat Without Turning Into A Cow”.
Actually, I fully expected it.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:19 pm