I love the Internet. Blogs, chat rooms, forums - they all allow us to be whoever we want to be from behind the safety of our computer screens and keyboards.
We can be sexy and witty and charming and confident - even if we’re really closet wall flowers with warts, acne and little self esteem.
I think that protection is somewhat sacred. Well, at least, I think it has shielded me from the Internet getting a real glimpse at who I am.
And yet… I find myself in a position where I must lift that veil. Nay, rip it to shreds like an angry dog in desperate search of say… a bacon cheeseburger.
What - or who - could cause me to forgo my own pride and dignity? My two favoritest people on the Internet who happen to share the exact same birthday and who have so willingly stripped away their own dignity for me on many occasions. That’s who.
Yes, it is time to celebrate the awesomeness of Avitable (who will likely spend his eternity dancing beside me in either Hell or Purgatory) and Amy (who will spend hers pleading my case to St. Peter, no doubt).
Yes, you rat bastards, I stayed home from work this morning to do this for you both. I hope you know how much you both mean to me!
(I hope to God this finally works and doesn’t look absolutely ridiculous because I HAVE to leave for work now and the fucking thing is still processing and I haven’t even gotten a chance to see it yet!!!)
Edited to add: well, it does work, kinda - but apparently my camera sucks ass so… uh… sorry.
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Whoo hoo! Hot stuff!
Just pass the choppy video off as your “artistic license”. :mrgreen:
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You are awesome. And hawt! I’ve masturbated four times to that video now.
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Thanks Wench! ;-)
Avi, I wondered what that was in my eye…
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WOO HOO! Very freakin’ cool!!!! Thank you MUCH!
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Now you are porn for the internet you got your wish!!!:shock:
I loved it you were awesome!
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That was great!
Wash that out of your eye, you don’t want to get pinkeye…
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Yes!
This was everything I hoped and dreamt it could be.
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That was way cool. I love that song. ;) But not in a …Monica Lewinsky…sort of…
::runs away::
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very awesome! takes some guts!
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Brit you are soooo CUTE!!!!
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Hey do you think maybe, just maybe by the year 2020 you will do the same for me. One can only hope.
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Oh yeah?? Well, I’ve masturbated FIVE times to that video.
So there.
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Sexay!!!!!
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Heh. That’s awesome.
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One of the high points in blogging history. You put Monroe to shame. Mind blowing, really!!!
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AmyD: You’re very welcome :-D
debkitty: That was my nightmare, not my wish! LOL
ginamonster: Thanks… for the advice ;-)
Joefish: Really? We need to talk about your standards Joe…
Rhonda Jones: LOL
Blonde Chick: or some booze
J.: That’s what they all say. Really. I’m eternally “cute”.
Jose Let me know when your birthday is Joe and I’ll send you the link. I take requests. ;-)
Jennine: we should talk about the drugs. Can you disclose the name of your dealer?
Wicked H: That’s me, sexy to the core! ROTFLMAO
Rich: now about that job…
The CEO: Maybe it’s time to switch careers? ;-)
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