So, I got tagged on Tuesday, and I’m finally responding. Or rather, participating by asking YOU all to respond.
So, open up the comments and answer these things… about ME. Yeah, YOU have to do it, but it’s still my damn blog - right?
- Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
- Am I loveable? (like we don’t already know the answer)
- How long have you known me?
- When and how did you first find my blog?
- What was your first impression?
- Do you still think that way about me now?
- If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
- What makes me happy?
- What makes me sad?
- What song (if any) reminds you of me?
- If you could give me anything what would it be?
- Do you consider me a friend?
- How often do you visit my blog?
- Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
- Would you make a move on me? (Again, the answers are obvious, but worth stating.)
- Describe me in one word.
- Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
- Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day? (If so, leave me your address and I’ll send you my autograph)
- What do you like most about me/my blog?
- What do you dislike most about me/my blog?
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GAAAAAAAAHH! IT’S THE MEME THAT WON’T DIE!!
I’ve nicknamed you Marilyn… because it’s what I see every time I open your blog. You are totally lovable, because I wouldn’t waste my time on your blog if you were a raving asshat. Sadly, I don’t know you at all in real life, but I read your blog all the time (and have been for at least six months) so I feel like I do. I found your blog after you commented on my blog I think. I don’t know what my first impression of you was, but it must have been good because I keep coming back. And, obviously, since I’m still here… I still feel that way. You would be Orange Sorbet, because I like the orange sorbet color background on your blog. You are happy when you read my blog. You are sad when you don’t have internet access and can’t read my blog. “London Calling” reminds me of you when I read “Miss Britt” because I think “Britt” is short for “British” even though there are two t’s and you don’t live in England. I’d give you a ticket to London if I could afford it because then you really WOULD be “Miss Brit”! I consider all my regular readers and commenters friends, so yes I do! I visit your blog every time I see that your feed shows there’s something new to read. I tell everybody everything, so I guess I wouldn’t have a problem telling you anything… but, if I did, why would I do it now? If you look anything like Marilyn Monroe, then the answer IS obvious… I would absolutely make a move on you. “Determined.” I don’t know if you would want to listen to “anything” I had to say… want to listen about my last bowel movement? Since I look at my feed-reader many more times than twice a day, and your name is always there… yes, you cross my mind at least twice a day. What I like most about your blog is that you have my blog in your blogroll. What I dislike most about your blog is that you don’t link to my blog in massive bold type at the beginning of every entry you write.
WAAAAAHH! THIS MEME IS TOO LONG AND HARD!!
Hey, that would make it just like my… oh… time for bed!
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1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Encyclopedia Brittanica. Because I want to flip through your pages. Rawr.
2. Am I loveable?
Absolutely. And I’m not saying that because it’s a blog husbandly duty. It’s true!
3. How long have you known me?
Known you? In the biblical sense?
4. When and how did you first find my blog?
I think it was through the great uniter of people, IT2M.
5. What was your first impression?
Hot. Snarky and sarcastic. Hot. Funny. Hot.
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
Yes, but add awesome to that, too.
7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
Something with nougat.
8. What makes me happy?
Me. Thinking of me. Talking to me. Smoking.
9. What makes me sad?
Everytime you remember that I’m happily married, you let out a wail of despair that shatters windows. It’s okay.
10. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
Anything by Prince. And that one song by the Divinyls.
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Well, it would be mind-blowing, whatever it would be. Or a million dollars.
12. Do you consider me a friend?
Absolutely.
13. How often do you visit my blog?
18.5 times a day. You need a comment notification system or a subscription system or something!
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
Nope. I’ll tell you anything that pops into my conceited, perverted head.
15. Would you make a move on me?
I’d make a move so smooth you’d be laying in bed smoking a cigarette before you realized what happened.
16. Describe me in one word.
Motivated.
17. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
Yup.
18. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day?
Like I said, I check your blog 18.5 times a day. So yes.
19. What do you like most about me/my blog?
I love your writing and your attitude and your sense of humor and your snarkiness, and the way that you stand up for your beliefs, even if they conflict you internally at the same time. Oh, and you’re hot.
20. What do you dislike most about me/my blog?
You know the answer to this. There is not enough nudity.
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1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. (I will call you “Yes, Master” I figure that’s what we’ll call you once you achieve world domination anyway.
2. Am I loveable? (like we don’t already know the answer) – (I say you are)
3. How long have you known me? (I met you about a month before you disappeared and I had to put your lovely face on a milk carton)
4. When and how did you first find my blog? (I found you on Blog Explosion)
5. What was your first impression? (I just couldn’t believe you looked so much like Marilynn Monroe)
6. Do you still think that way about me now? (Aha!)
7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why? (Napolitan – Because you are never the same and you give us plenty of variety.)
8. What makes me happy? (Prince)
9. What makes me sad? (Not having the money to go see Prince)
10. What song (if any) reminds you of me? (Love and Desire)
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? (My friendship)
12. Do you consider me a friend? (I do)
13. How often do you visit my blog? (You are a daily read, but since I don’t have a computer at home I only visit your blog Monday through Friday)
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? (Yes, I still can’t)
15. Would you make a move on me? (Again, the answers are obvious, but worth stating.) Definitely, I think it would be great to be “The Master’s Bitch” Oh Master, I,m not worthy!.
16. Describe me in one word. (Intriguing)
17. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? (Yes)
18. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day? (If so, leave me your address and I’ll send you my autograph) (Yes – My address is joe_cool918@yahoo.com so hurry up and send it fast)
19. What do you like most about me/my blog? (Your writing, which I know now is for me.I just love the way you are as portrayed on your blog)
20. What do you dislike most about me/my blog? (That I am not in your blogroll, but that’s ok I’ll live)
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GAH! I HATE these things!!!
But I lurrrvve you.
Shit. Here goes …
1. Mariyn. As in Monroe. It’s just stuck with me since you’re other bloggy page.
2. Down to your toes baby, down to your toes.
3. Not long enough. So sad.
4. No idea, but I was sad when you disappeared for awhile. But I shall not be thwarted dammit! I tracked your sorry ass down. Wench.
5. I think I like this chick.
6. Nope. Now it’s “I think I LOVE this chick”
7. I was going to say Bubble Gum, but you scare me sometimes so I’m not gonna say that.
8. Avitable, that wanker.
9. Missing the Prince concert.
10. Darling Nicki ( I LOVE that song) you sexy thing.
11. Prince tickets. Seriously. You need help.
12. Yep.
13. Everytime you update, although I don’t always comment.
14. Nah, not really.
15. For sure, but I’m scared of Avi.
16. Fun. (what a lame answer)
17. Yep.
18. Yep. And I want an autographed PICTURE cheapskate.
19. Your sense of humor and your sarcasm.
20. I am not feeling the blog lurve. At all. I’m very sad about that.
There. Done. Where’s my medal.
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1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Christmas Turkey and the reason is here.
2. Am I loveable?
Without a doubt.
3. How long have you known me?
Forever, Darling.
4. When and how did you first find my blog?
When you started posting comments on my blog under “Adjunky” I like Miss Britt much better..
5. What was your first impression?
Of you or your blog?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
Oh, well that answers #5 - and no, I don’t. ;).
7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
Rocky Road - because the mushy, marshmallow part is always a surprise. :P
8. What makes me happy?
Shopping, BNB, Shopping at BNB.
9. What makes me sad?
The lack of sales.
10. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Tickets to Prince with a suite at the Bellagio.
12. Do you consider me a friend?
Beyond a shadow of a doubt. I also consider you my blog lesbian lover… does that count?
13. How often do you visit my blog?
I’ve lost count… several times… it’s almost an obsession or something.
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
Riiiiiiiight. As if.
15. Would you make a move on me?
If I swung that way… and then, we’d go shopping… online of course.
16. Describe me in one word.
Ambitious.
17. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
Pretty much, with the exception of household accidents that occur while you are attempting to redo something on your blog.
18. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day?
Even at the doctor’s office in a less than ladylike position
19. What do you like most about me/my blog?
Your brilliance, your humor, your entire writing style. Oh, and the template isn’t bad either. Very you.
20. What do you dislike most about me/my blog?
The amount of time it took to answer all these damn questions. This is so freaking YOU, Britt.. ;)
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LOL - woah, wait… Amy? WTF was your first impression of me!?!?!?
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1. Give me a nickname: The great and powerful Oz.
2. Am I loveable?: In an evil dictator sort of way.
3. How long have you known me?: A couple months
4. When and how did you first find my blog? IT2M? Don’t remember
5. What was your first impression? Tiny content area ~eww~ My opinions diametricly oppose hers almost completely.
6. Do you still think that way about me now? Content area, definitely. Opposing opinions, not as much.
7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why? something weird w/2 flavours. You have a split peosonality…open and closed.
8. What makes me happy? Prince?
9. What makes me sad? Not getting to see Prince in concert?
10. What song (if any) reminds you of me? Memory Motel by The Rolling Stones. Look up the lyrics…really
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? An enema
12. Do you consider me a friend? Yeah, actually i do
13. How often do you visit my blog? Everyday
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? You’re kidding, right?
15. Would you make a move on me? (Again, the answers are obvious, but worth stating.) No.
16. Describe me in one word. contradiction
17. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? I think we’d yell at each other so, no.
18. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day? only if you comment on my blog
19. What do you like most about me/my blog? You got balls, passion and conviction
20.What do you dislike most about me/my blog? You call names a lot.
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Miss Ann:
Really? I call names a lot? Like, more than YOU?! Hmmm… I’ll have to check into that. Sometimes people point things out about me that I have been completely oblivious too. Not often, but sometimes. :shock:
Contradiction is pretty accurate; enema implies I have a stick up my ass - which isn’t exactly how I see myself…well, sometimes perhaps LOL;
and if you could tell me how to fix my content area - that would be spectacular!!! LOL
I looked up the lyrics. :mrgreen: I’m choosing to focus on the “mind she uses well” part.
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I know. I call names a lot too. I dislike that about myself. Since you do it too, I figure I’ll take it out on you so I can make myself feel better by making you look bad.
…Or something.
That’s the part of the song I was talking about.
I can’t help with the content area because it’s an actual graphic. It would have to be redrawn.
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PS: if I were you, I’d withold something (sexual favours perhaps?) from Amy until she made me a new template…but i’m not you.
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Ok. I’ll bite.
1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Funzilla. Your affinity for lizards and the ability to be both fun and scary makes it perfect.
2. Am I loveable? (like we don’t already know the answer)
Lest the wrath of Funzilla be visited upon me, I’ll say yes.
3. How long have you known me?
Exactly 52 days.
4. When and how did you first find my blog?
I rented from you on Blog Explosion.
5. What was your first impression?
I was quite impressed that you were brave enough to accept me as a renter. I scare most people away. You were funny, and “Not Your Average Mommy Blogger.”
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
Yes. In fact, I made you a button.
7. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
It would have to be a new flavor from Ben & Jerry’s. Something like Purple Nurple… raspberry tart with a sweet blueberry swirl.
8. What makes me happy?
Dancing naked under a black light chanting “I am a bobble head.” At least that was last night’s chant. It’s subject to change.
9. What makes me sad?
Nude Pantyhose. The song of a Nightingale. Michael Bolton.
10. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
How about The Bitch Is Back? *ducks*
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Penicillin. You’ll need it after Avitable gives you his gift.
12. Do you consider me a friend?
Oddly enough, as I wrote the other day. Yes.
13. How often do you visit my blog?
At least once a day. More often if I’ve commented and want to see the response you give.
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
Yeah. “Your balls are showing.”
15. Would you make a move on me? (Again, the answers are obvious, but worth stating.)
Yes. Queen captures Bishop.
16. Describe me in one word.
Brittastical. You didn’t say it had to be a real word.
17. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
You read my blog, so I guess I would have to say you listen to everything I talk about.
18. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day? (If so, leave me your address and I’ll send you my autograph)
More often actually. When I log in and think about reading your site, when I read your site, when I comment, when you comment on my site… that’s several thoughts right there. Please send that autograph on a nude photo I can auction on ebay.
19. What do you like most about me/my blog?
Your brittastical ta-tas/the fact I made your blogroll.
20. What do you dislike most about me/my blog?
That awful mole. You know the one./Not enough photos of you in humiliating or embarrassing situations that I can point a finger at and laugh. That and the mysterious disappearance of the button I made you.
There. How’d I do? :)
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I must edit #19. Seems I’m not on your blogroll.
Why *DO* I come here?
:evil::mad:
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I’m not answering these questions because you already have all the hot blogging guys commenting regularily at your site and I think that’s more than enough.
Dammit! I just broke my first New Year’s resolution: Thou shalt not have blog comment envy.
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Jester
You are totally on my blogroll - it’s just not updated here. I use a feed reader that some genius installed on my own server!!
Must update that - lots of people not “showing” on this blogroll and unaware of my affection for them. :-)
And I swear when you said Bobble Head, I spent about 30 seconds trying to figure out if you’re entire blog was a spoof and you were really someone I knew. I swear. Although, I totally wasn’t naked.
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1. Gristlepuff - I think that it’s self-evident.
2. Absolutley.
3. Months, via the blog.
4. I actually don’t remember.
5. Sassy!
6. Definitely.
7. Steak and cotton candy.
8. Family.
9. Idiots.
10. That take a bit more knowing.
11. A job.
12. I consider you a *potential* friend. The blog world isn’t quite real.
13. 2 - 3 times a week.
14. Nope. I’d tell you.
15. You’re married, I’m married. That makes it okay, right? Heh.
16. Britt.
17. Lack of in-person knowledge prevents my answering this.
18. Heh. No. But probably at least once, since I check my blog and you’re on it.
19. Sassy!
20. Length of posts. I don’t always have the attention span. It’s not you, though. It’s me.
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1) Crusader
2) Absolutely
3) Why does everyone keep asking this? Oh… cause its part of it. No idea… a few months at least
4) IT2M I think… maybe DIST
5) “Ooooohhhh… she’s a sassy itty-bity thing”
6) Yep… amongst other things
7) Black Cherry
8) Jesus
9) Satan
10) Amazing Grace
11) Stigmata
12) Sure
13) Mmmm… generally when you post
14) Nope
15) 6 ways ’til Saturday. Sunday you’ll need your rest
16) Dyed
17) Probably… except I think you’d tune me out when I talk about sacrificing virgins
18) Definately once. Depends on what you post and how many times. Like today has been 3 times already… woo!
19) I like your headers, colors, and brutally honest while being all PC and shtuff
20) Those under construction templates… they hurt my eyes…
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