It’s 6:30am and I just got home from the gym. I had to type the word “home” 4 times before I got it right. I’m still a little light headed. Apparently I’m too fat for working out.
Seriously – this feels like drunk blogging. Minus the booze. And the boobs.
Speaking of boobs…
I was on stikcam last night. I even managed to add yet another thing to my sidebar last night so you can all watch me. I know how you love to watch me. (Wow, I get cocky when I’m exhausted drunk, don’t I?) Anyway – I even recorded some of it. Some really boring ass parts of it. But I always wanted to know what the fuck stikcam looked like before I was on it. And I thought maybe some of you did too. And… well… anyway… it’s there, OK?
What else was I gonna tell you?
Ah yes, I made my husband breakfast this morning. Which wouldn’t be worth reporting except that I never make my husband breakfast. And he tried to kill me yesterday by parking my car in the middle of a vast expanse of iciness mine field death trap.
And do you know what? I never make my husband breakfast. I made it the day after he tried to kill me and I screamed at him for it. And he ate it. He ate it. And gave me that “oh my God my wife is soooo sweet” look. How stupid is that? How fearless and naive and foolish?
It’s too bad I don’t have the balls to match my bitch.
So that’s it. That’s me for the morning. I would stress, but I actually thought about my post yesterday and like 7 people read it. Where the fuck did all you people go anyway?? And I’m like 6 months down in the queue to get re-reviewed at IT2M. And so… yeah. That’s it.
Peace out. Or something.
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You forgot to mention that while on cam, you paraded around totally nude last night and did things with a popsicle that I’ll remember for the rest of my life.
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And the feels like drunk blogging stickam award goes to…………………
The Fabulous Breakfast Making Miss Britt!!!!!
Please don’t forget to thank all the little people.
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You just don’t look like you could be that much of a bitchy person, there is something to sweet and innocent about your face.
Great Necklace!
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You want bitchy???? The kids made hot grape-nuts for breakfast and they smell like HEAVEN. Damn low-carb diet.
I’m starving and all the sudden, I hate eggs. Hate.
Stickcam was fun… I’ve never seen a man use a toupe the way Avi did, I don’t think I’ll ever forget that. Too bad I didn’t have any $1’s to tip him with because he is one talented guy.
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Will you make me breakfast?
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When can we put in our orders? I’ll take a Denver omelette, side of bacon, bit of hash browns.
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you have been nominated at http://sharetheloveblogawards.blogspot.com/
Good Luck Lady!
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Do you take special requests? I only like head in the mornings.
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avitable: did I? Well I did say “speaking of boobs…” I don’t want to give it ALL away, otherwise who will come for the next show?
Wicked H: I will. And you too.
debkitty: really?? (man, I have GOT to get an emoticon for batting eyelashes. First place to the slickster who can find me THAT.
AmyD: try crack. It wakes you up AND is low carb (at least, the good uncut stuff is)
Mist 1: That depends. Are you gonna try and kill me?
Joefish: I don’t make hashbrowns Joe, sorry love.
debkitty:
Wow, thank you!
avitable: Scrambled or poached?
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I didn’t have anything I could say about your post yesterday because I’m not married and I’m not Christian. But I do think you make an excellent point. I don’t think God wants us to be miserable. Otherwise there wouldn’t be so many opportunities for happiness.
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Ouch!
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ginamonster: That’s OK Gina – I’m not demanding comments or anything. I just always think it’s interesting what inspires comments and what doesn’t. I almost always guess wrong! LOL
Avi… remember that
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I read your post, and commented. I have only been married for a mere 991 years now although we aren’t Christians, we operate as sort of equal partners. Seems to work, at least so far. We have made it out of the messy break-in period. Of course we have never had a challenge like stickem…I’m just sayin’
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