You know, I like to think that I’m pretty self aware. I mean, for the most part, I know myself well - the good, the bad, the mouthy and the crude.
I know that I am funny. And that I am also a judgemental bitch. I understand that while I tend to enjoy other’s shortcomings because it provides me with endless material - that’s probably something I need to work on.
I am not a compassionate person. I can be, however, extremely empathetic. Sympathy, on the other hand, is practically a foreign concept to me.
I think it’s pretty cool that I know the difference between compassion, empathy and sympathy.
I know that I can come off a little abrasive. And bold. And flippant. And sometimes even intimidating.
But I’ve never considered myself a whore (that was a phase - that’s different). Or truly vulgar. Or obscene (I mean really obscene, shuddup).
And yet…
- PayPerPost denied my blog as “excessively profane” (I didn’t want to sell my space anyway, bastards. It was just a test and YOU failed!)
- Someone thought that she and I were the same person. Which isn’t so bad, except they thought that my blog was some kind of secret “alter ego” blog. I’m a freaking alter ego!!!!
- And finally… I got an email yesterday that said that someone was having problems reading my blog at work. Apparently, their office blocked my site as a “sex site”.
Yeah. Great. So I guess Amy is secretly wishing she was a sailor swearing lil’ whore.
I am all about re-examining myself. And maybe I do need to work on swearing less. But damn. I mean, most of you seem like pretty normal people (obviously I’m not talking about you, Avi). I’ve read almost ALL of your blogs and I can’t imagine why in the hell you all come back here if I’m that bad.
Of course, even good people watch bad porn.
*GASP* OMG!!!
I’m like porn to you people, aren’t I? AREN’T I?!?!
Oh my God. Seriously. I feel so….. dirty. And… bad. And, profane. And… hey! hey!
Stop looking at me like that.
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Excessively profane. Wow. You’re only, like, a Level 3 Potty Mouth on this blog. I haven’t even seen you say “fucktard” yet.
Keep it up. ’s good stuff.
January 24th, 2007 at 3:10 am
If you write it, we will read!
January 24th, 2007 at 7:51 am
How much is excessive? I have this problem when it comes to wine and shoes and men.
January 24th, 2007 at 8:41 am
I don’t think of you as porn, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
January 24th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Miss britt as porn? Well maybe not porn, but maybe like the car wreck that we all have to stop and rubber neck at!:lol:
January 24th, 2007 at 9:25 am
I’m with Joe! :) Still waiting!
January 24th, 2007 at 10:12 am
You mean I can just read your blog before sex instead of watching a XXX movie? Hummmm!
January 24th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit gum!
I’m sooo gonna try reading your blog before having sex. Live with that thought, Britt!
You must have been commenting at the same time I was responding. LOL I am now going to be plagued with images of you as the Orbitz gum chic, thinking about me while you’re having sex.
Gawd I need a smoke now.
January 24th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Rhonda Jones: Yeah, I usually stick with “cocksuckinsonofabitch” - but that’s not usually directed AT someone, actually.
Wicked H: You’re so loyal sweetie - I <3 you!
Mist 1: me too, and hair product. I’ve always struggled with portion control.
Joefish: tune in Friday
debkitty: Deb, can you see me flipping you off?? :twisted:
Tracy: LOL, you’ll be the FIRST to know, I promise. But then you’ll have to answer to Avi and Joe.
Jose918: I think I’m going to have to add a category for Pay-Per-View posts!!
January 24th, 2007 at 10:26 am
I don’t secretly wish that. And… I think you are more compassionate AND sympathetic than you let on or even realize.
Unfortunately, I still firmly believe that you are and always will be the energizer bunnies of Christmas turkeys.
January 24th, 2007 at 11:27 am
OMG. That was supposed to be ENERGIZER BUNNY of Christmas Turkeys. Dammit. I haven’t finished my coffee yet. Shuddup.
January 24th, 2007 at 11:28 am
I am so there.
January 24th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I got turned down by PPP, too, for excessive profanity. Fucking cockgobblers - I don’t know what they’re talking about.
I wish your blog was porn! As it is, it’s just one of my favorite blogs of all-time (and not just because you’re a hot blonde), but porn would make it a religious experience.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Your blog could be porn… if you got that webcam hooked up.
Just sayin’.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
You too profane!? No fucking way! I better not submit mine!!
January 24th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Wow, you made realize how much I miss the work fuck. I’m on a PPP strike so no loss there. I’ve been inspired to fucking curse again!
January 24th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
AmyD: You have to say that because you’re the nice voice.
Joefish: I’ll save you a seat
avitable: ooh, then I could have MY own church too!
NYC Watchdog: What the fuck?!? I am profane and YOU are “approvable”! Pfft
Lucy: he he he, well they let NYCDawg through so….
Lisa: so I can add inspiring to the list now?
January 24th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Profane? That’s fucking funny :roll:
Who said porn? Where???
January 25th, 2007 at 1:47 am
You’d rule if you had your own church.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:50 am
This is a sex site? Hmmm….. I THOUGHT I knew what sex is. There must be a new definition I’m unaware of.
January 25th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
fuck pay per post anyway. there’s no way I’d put a bunch of ads in my blog. what do they pay? a penny a day? pffft.
January 25th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
One person’s trash is another person’s treasure. In my opinion, you’re our treasure. Don’t change 1 damn thing!
January 25th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
I’m blocked from some people’s work internets too.
I’m also considered
1. a sex site
2. profane
I guarrantee they would deny me AFTER they were done with an attack of the vapours.
I thought about trying tio swear less but then I decided it’s a part of my charm and charisma.
January 26th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
LOL
Too much profanity to be viewed at work… I love that. The only thing I love more is being a network/system administrator… NOWHERE I go is blocked, and yet I still manage to conduct myself responsibly.
While I’m at work, anyway.
January 29th, 2007 at 10:24 am