I had a well thought out post planned. No, really, I did. But my head hurts from this fucking cold. And I’m so pissed and annoyed right now it’s hard to be coherent.
I should save this post for tomorrow and have an official FOADT post. But, I’m annoyed by actual PEOPLE, rather than groups of [...]
It’s 6:30am and I just got home from the gym. I had to type the word “home” 4 times before I got it right. I’m still a little light headed. Apparently I’m too fat for working out.
Seriously - this feels like drunk blogging. Minus the booze. And the boobs.
Speaking of boobs…
I was on stikcam last [...]
To My Friend,
You and I have never met face to face. It seems presumptuous of me to offer any kind of “advice” or “help”. Especially knowing that I will probably never be close enough to provide as much as a hug.
But I worry about you. I worry because it seems that you are fighting a [...]
I love the Internet. Blogs, chat rooms, forums - they all allow us to be whoever we want to be from behind the safety of our computer screens and keyboards.
We can be sexy and witty and charming and confident - even if we’re really closet wall flowers with warts, acne and little self esteem.
I think [...]
The Good: I just got news that the other house we own is going to be vacant soon. Which means we get to sell it. Which means, eventually - if everything goes according to plan (why the fuck am I even saying that??) - we will be able to get rid of damn near all [...]
You know, I like to think that I’m pretty self aware. I mean, for the most part, I know myself well - the good, the bad, the mouthy and the crude.
I know that I am funny. And that I am also a judgemental bitch. I understand that while I tend to enjoy other’s shortcomings because [...]
… because everything I think about writing is dripping with emotional goo.
I’m really tired of my emotional goo.
I’m tired of feeling like I’m on the verge of tears. Or murder.
I hope to God it’s still just a side effect of quitting smoking. My bigger fear is that I’m turning into one of those people that [...]
Look what I did! Look what I did!!
If you have no clue what I’m talking about - I made myself a brand new template. If you can’t see it, use the “theme switcher” and check out Just Blonde. Now, feel free to rave about what a creative genius I am.
And - how my content area [...]
Dear Mr. Grossman,
Thank you so much for remembering to take your medication this afternoon. I was delighted to see you were having a “good” day.
I recommend the same dose on February 4th. I’m not sure what else you’ve got going on that day, but there’s a game. It’s kind of a big deal.
Thanks!
Sincerely,
Miss Britt &
The [...]
In my ongoing efforts to appear more responsible and acquire more “stuff”, I have decided to attempt to set us up on a budget. Again.
I hate budgets. Hate. Hate. Hate.
The first part of the budget isn’t so bad. I go through the checkbook and bank records and list out our monthly bills - the things [...]