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Archive for January, 2007

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

This post was too long for me to re-read for editing purposes

I had a well thought out post planned.  No, really, I did.  But my head hurts from this fucking cold.  And I’m so pissed and annoyed right now it’s hard to be coherent.
I should save this post for tomorrow and have an official FOADT post.  But, I’m annoyed by actual PEOPLE, rather than groups of [...]

12 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, stuff I'll have to remember in Confession by Miss Britt

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Dear God I should have just gone back to bed

It’s 6:30am and I just got home from the gym.  I had to type the word “home” 4 times before I got it right.  I’m still a little light headed.  Apparently I’m too fat for working out.
Seriously - this feels like drunk blogging.  Minus the booze.  And the boobs.
Speaking of boobs…
I was on stikcam last [...]

13 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, just rambling by Miss Britt

Monday, January 29th, 2007

The Good Christian Wife

To My Friend,
You and I have never met face to face.  It seems presumptuous of me to offer any kind of “advice” or “help”.  Especially knowing that I will probably never be close enough to provide as much as a hug.
But I worry about you.  I worry because it seems that you are fighting a [...]

12 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note, This Will Piss Someone Off, all in the family by Miss Britt

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Unveiling for a good cause… or at least, a worthy one

I love the Internet.  Blogs, chat rooms, forums - they all allow us to be whoever we want to be from behind the safety of our computer screens and keyboards.
We can be sexy and witty and charming and confident - even if we’re really closet wall flowers with warts, acne and little self esteem.
I think [...]

16 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

The Good:  I just got news that the other house we own is going to be vacant soon.  Which means we get to sell it.  Which means, eventually - if everything goes according to plan (why the fuck am I even saying that??) - we will be able to get rid of damn near all [...]

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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

And yet, I don’t FEEL like a dirty whore

You know, I like to think that I’m pretty self aware.  I mean, for the most part, I know myself well - the good, the bad, the mouthy and the crude.
I know that I am funny.  And that I am also a judgemental bitch.  I understand that while I tend to enjoy other’s shortcomings because [...]

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Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

I don’t even want to post today…

… because everything I think about writing is dripping with emotional goo.
I’m really tired of my emotional goo.
I’m tired of feeling like I’m on the verge of tears.  Or murder.
I hope to God it’s still just a side effect of quitting smoking.  My bigger fear is that I’m turning into one of those people that [...]

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Monday, January 22nd, 2007

Two helpings of smug

Look what I did!  Look what I did!!
If you have no clue what I’m talking about - I made myself a brand new template.  If you can’t see it, use the “theme switcher” and check out Just Blonde.  Now, feel free to rave about what a creative genius I am.
And - how my content area [...]

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Sunday, January 21st, 2007

GO! Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Mr. Grossman,
Thank you so much for remembering to take your medication this afternoon.  I was delighted to see you were having a “good” day.
I recommend the same dose on February 4th.  I’m not sure what else you’ve got going on that day, but there’s a game.  It’s kind of a big deal.
Thanks!
Sincerely,
Miss Britt &
The [...]

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Friday, January 19th, 2007

Whose brilliant idea was this budget shit??

In my ongoing efforts to appear more responsible and acquire more “stuff”, I have decided to attempt to set us up on a budget.  Again.
I hate budgets.  Hate. Hate. Hate.
The first part of the budget isn’t so bad.  I go through the checkbook and bank records and list out our monthly bills - the things [...]

18 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me by Miss Britt


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