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Archive for December, 2006

Monday, December 18th, 2006

A Quick Progress Report

My boss has asked me today if I could “take a break from blogging for a bit to train the new girl.”
Pfft. The demands of this job are getting to be a bit ridiculous. But since he did just buy me a brand new video camera, I have agreed to try.
That being said, the new [...]

19 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, The Master Plan by Miss Britt

Friday, December 15th, 2006

The Pursuit of Happiness

When you have a full pack of cigarettes and no lighter, you no longer want to smoke - you need to smoke.
Turns out that same theory applies to condoms.
Allow me to elaborate…
A few days ago, my husband cleaned the house, hung up Christmas lights and had a remote starter installed in my car. Reward sex [...]

19 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, stuff I'll have to remember in Confession by Miss Britt

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

And it’s because of you that I don’t do FOAD

I had promised earlier this week that Thursday would be my first edition of FOAD. Some of you knew right away that I was lying because I have said that I wouldn’t do FOAD because I just can’t bring myself to tell someone to fuck off and die.
There was a time when I could [...]

21 Comments » - Posted in all in the family by Miss Britt

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Wednesday Blog Love

This is going to be the first in a fairly short weekly series. You’ve been warned.
I’ve seen a few blogs do this “bloggers I love” shit, and I have mixed feelings. On one hand, I think it’s cool to see someone recognizing other bloggers. On the other hand, no one has yet to recognize me. [...]

10 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, Meme's and crap by Miss Britt

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

It’s like a meme and stuff

This has been stolen by a lot of people - so I’m not giving anyone credit. Let’s all pretend I’m original.
The things I have done are in bold. It’s kind of like a blogging version of the drinking game “I never…” Minus the booze and “no questions asked” rule.
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. [...]

9 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, Meme's and crap by Miss Britt

Monday, December 11th, 2006

I thought this would be funnier

I’ve been told I am a loud smoker. My mother caught me smoking when I was 18 - on the phone. Apparently, she could actually hear me exhaling.
It seems that my passion for smoking is actually audible. I’ve been told it’s something like:
“heeeeeee” long pause that makes me sound like a pot smoker if i [...]

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Friday, December 8th, 2006

Beware The Ninja In Hot Heels

I have this cute thing I do when people piss me off at work. I throw things. At people’s heads, usually.
Or at least, I try to throw things at people’s heads. Unfortunately, I throw like a girl and I usually end up throwing things at the wall behind (or 50 feet beside) people’s heads. This [...]

19 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, stuff I'll have to remember in Confession by Miss Britt

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

Now that I’ve kicked your ass, could you help me take over the world?

So. Back to taking over the world and using my blog as a means of infiltration.
(You all thought I was fucking with you about The Master Plan, didn’t you?)
Anyway, as I prepare to launch Phase 1: Unleashing The Blog To The Masses - I figure I better get the basics taken care of. I’ve heard [...]

20 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk by Miss Britt

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

Officially On The Soap Box

I’ve finally found something to get good and pissed off about. Well, maybe pissed off isn’t the right word. Passionate… yeah… let’s go with passionate.
If you read the same blogs I read, or participate in the same forums (which, most of you do I think) then you are rolling your eyes right now thinking “is [...]

26 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, On A Serious Note, This Will Piss Someone Off by Miss Britt

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

Marketing World Domination

So, I’ve started thinking more about my plan to take over the world.
Seriously.
I’ve come to realize that I cannot achieve true world domination without a broader influence. I need to widen my audience if I’m going to take this brainwashing plan to a global scale.
If you know me, you can hear my marketing wheels clicking and [...]