This has been stolen by a lot of people - so I’m not giving anyone credit.  Let’s all pretend I’m original.

The things I have done are in bold.  It’s kind of like a blogging version of the drinking game “I never…”  Minus the booze and “no questions asked” rule. 

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula

07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone - technically, it was with my kids, and only because I a closed door in my house means “bust in and find out what the fuck mom is doing all by herself”

08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris 

12. Watched a lightning storm at sea - I was on a cruise and it scared the shit out of me.

13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights

15. Gone to a huge sports game - damn near every high school sporting event is “huge”.  Oh, and I’ve been to a professional football game.

16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa (you can’t even fucking do this.  Anyone who says they have done this is lying.  the entire thing is fenced off because it is leaning because it’s FALLING.)
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper - oh joy, I can now die having lived a full and satisfying life.  Who the fuck makes these lists up?
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne - champagne hangovers suck ass
24. Given more than you can afford to charity - it’s hard to imagine that someone who had actually done this would admit to it
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse - however, whenever I do so does everyone else so I make like $6.  I’m such a high roller
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight - because I do not suck, like Avi
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run - yeah, fucking right. I don’t think I’ve ever hit a ball with a bat, period.
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk - and I don’t think the fact that I take pictures of said drunk, negates the fact that I did, in fact, take care of them.
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country - he was an old bald guy in Italy, but it still totally counts.  Fuck.  This would have been a lot more impressive if I hadn’t felt the need to explain it.
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing (does on a wall count??)
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love - relationship: 2 years.  Heartbreak: 10 years and counting.
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow - don’t laugh, I have
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke - 10 points for singing AND dancing karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken - man this pisses me off that I can’t bold this.  Damn men.
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days - I’m not dead, right?
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert” - well, technically it wasn’t really an “expert”, but I was interviewed on the news so fuck off
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date - if only it stopped there
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children - I’m technically in the process I guess with my own… but both of my brothers are basically raised, and I totally helped with that
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour (ahem, not unless you fuckers start DONATING!!!)
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost 100 pounds (close to it) - i think my 40 pounds is pretty fucking impressive, asshole
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet - oh, you know me, Miss Boa Constrictor Handler Britt
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi - and promptly vomited
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about - I’m proud to say my husband now votes Democrat almost always
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read - Dickens, my absolute favorite
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair - 10 more bonus points for dying it purple once
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident - if my name didn’t actually appear on a ticket, it doesn’t count
150. Saved someone’s life

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