That’s right - it’s HER birthday today.
We’re not like “sister girlfriends” or anything, so this announcement may seem a little odd.
BUT - one, it gives me a reason to use my “post in the future” function, which I just love and can’t wait to figure out how to apply it to my damn laundry…
two, I love birthdays - no matter whose they are, cuz I’m wierd like that, k?
and THREE, and most importantly, because she gave me THIS:

Which is the coolest thing EVER! THAT, my friends, is the Naked Happy Dance come to life.
So go on - head on over HERE - and shake your stuff and tell her HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
(only, don’t tell her you heard it HERE, cuz she’s wierd about stalkers and shit and she can be one scary scary bitch who banishes people from websites if she feels like it. I hate getting banished.)
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I didn’t know someone made an animated gif of me dancing.
My birthday is January 26. Since you love celebrating birthdays and all.
Snort!
It’s oddly hypnotic. Can’t…look…away…:razz:
I guess you never thought I’d just see this on my own? :twisted:
Anyway, thank you very much. I love you guys… and I love that dancing man.
Is it weird that I looked at it long enough to see that while his whole body is black his penis is brown?
La la la la la :mrgreen:
LMAO, I love the dancing man.
I had a dream that I showed up at your house one evening. This is nothing like how it was in the dream. Am disturbed with myself now.
Oh good gawd, another dancing dick
How funny he had to wear glasses, I wonder why?