In case you haven’t looked at your calendar yet, let me help you out.
It’s FRIDAY!!!!!!! Yeeeeee - HA!
Wow, that was fucking original. Still though, it’s Friday.
The only thing that isn’t absolutely glorious about today is the fact that I still live in Iowa and it’s cold as shit here. Which means, instead of heading off to my shower in a half-sleep haze to be lovingly awakened by warm water - I am jolted into a harsh reality by a cold ass toilet seat. A frigid slap to the ass is a miserable way to start the day.
But still, it’s FRIDAY!
I’m too giddy to come up with a coherent post. I’m so excited for this week to finally be OVER and the weekend to be here.
But, I don’t want to leave you with NOTHING. So, happy readers who I’m sure are looking for meaningful ways to fuck off the last official day of the work week (or really, why would you be here?), I give you this To Do List:
1. I have a new obsession hobby. Check me out.
2. I have a new bitch. Well actually, he’s an old bitch - but it’s been a while, so it still feels like the first time.
(y’all are confused now - aren’t you? You’ll have to click BOTH links…)
And finally, my perverted ass readers who show their love by concocting pictures of me with “bad things”….
(grandma, if you’ve found this blog, do not click the more link….)
from D (apparently she likes the shiny ones)
and also 
from Avi, I’m not surprised he’s into the “real” look.
Thank you both, I’m feeling the love.
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we’re going to need to have a little talk, young lady.
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hee hee!!
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That’s awesome. Yeah, the “real” look is much better. And it feels more like a real dick. Umm . . . I mean . . . .
/runs away
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I forgot that I was here before! The meds must’ve been working. Well, thanks for having me back.
And um…as for your new toys….have fun…
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At least your old blog doesn’t try to sell people fisting toys…
I kinda like your new hobby/obsession.
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I knew there was a reason I thought we’d be friends in real life too. Toys, they are the new black!!!
Also, after seeing your new hobby I have no right to complain about having zero free time. Harumph!
Good for you two.
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I’m mildly disturbed by the fact that you have the same smile/look on your face as you do with the lipstick.
You’re scaring me.
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Muahaha..Avi’s looks awesome!!
I have no patience for that..the awesome I mean
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if you don’t want to freeze your ass on the toilet seat,:arrow: just pee in the shower….
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Britt’s Grandma: um, yes, about that… I think something has come up for Thanksgiving…
Dawn: ROTFLMAO - you cracked me right up!!
avitable: the mental image of you scurrying is going to keep me warm all weekend long. :mrgreen:
The Chad: you forgot? Hmpfh! Now I’m hurt.
AmyD: I thought you might ;-)
Wicked H: Oh man. I feel like one of the cool girls just invited me to sit at The Table!!!! :oops:
Miss Ann Thrope: um, just so we’re clear, you know those were photoshopped pics, right?
Delite: I hope it frightens you much that you and Avi were on the same wave length that day.
Tori: I can’t make it to the shower!! I have to pee first thing in the morning. and then AGAIN in the shower… :roll:
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So, do these products work just as long as the lipstick does? :mrgreen:
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nope, I didn’t know that. I missed the concocted part. I thought they sent them too you…over the years my bloggin buddies have sent me tons of weird stuff so it wouldn’t surprise me.
Nobody ever sent me a vibrator tho. Must work on that.
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