You know all that stuff I said about how the one thing you could all do to make me happy before I die is send me to Prince?
I lied.
The one thing you can do? Just kill me. Kill me right fucking now.
Before one. more. goddamned. thing. can go wrong.
K? Thanks.
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Huh? What happened? :shock:
Oh - just the absolute day from hell at work where everything is sucking ass. And then, my nanny’s car broke down.
you have a nanny? does she wear stripey socks??
Would you like a blindfold and a cigarette? Or would you prefer to see the bullet coming?
You want it painful or mercyful. (Cracking fingers)
I’m sorry to hear that. I know the feeling. It will get better!
And if not, I’ll show you my ta-tas.
Sounds like my day–except without the nanny. Hope it gets better.
I wish I had a nanny. I’m tired of wiping my own a$$.
Heck, I’ll show you my ta-tas too, if that would help :shock:
I think YOU should flash THEM. It’s bound to get better!
So… we should put you down before Prince?
OK… having a bad day are you? I felt like that last week. I was ready to beat someone up… or rather multiple people… It gets better after a while… I guess…
Strength Girl!
And here I thought it was only that you had to cook Thanksgiving dinner!
Ginamonster: it’s not as cool and spectacular as it sounds. She’s pretty much part time and she’s not like a LIVE IN nanny or anything. She’s actually less expensive than when I was paying for the day care center.
The CEO: a cigarette. absolutely, a cigarette.
Jose918: well, I am kind of anti-things that hurt…
avitable: awww, such love! now - show me those ta-tas!!
Barb: by the end of TODAY anyway, it will be better.
Mist 1: how much would you be willing to pay?
Mr. Fabulous: um, I’m not sure. But I think you should. Just to be safe.
wanderinggirl: LOL - somehow flashing other people always DOES make me feel better….
Joefish: well, um, heh, I may have been a LITTLE rash..
DutchBitch: eye of the tiger and all that, right?
Delite: I do, actually, but right now I’m letting future Britt worry about that.
Hmmm, you still haven’t emailed me! :)