I hope everyone enjoyed Part I. I can’t say if I did or not because I’m actually typing this about 30 seconds after saving Part I - because I’m crafty like that. (although, is some of the craftiness lost if you tell everyone about it? nahhh)

So, moving right along. Today’s questions and answers…

(you didn’t think I’d get to it this fast did you? a surprise at every turn I am…)

Trend Setter Says:

Here is my question: Why do you blog and how?

Some people think I blog because I have a narcissistic need for constant attention and/or notoriety. And truthfully, I can’t totally deny that I am narcissistic or that I have a craving for notoriety. I can’t help it - I interest me.

But that’s not why I blog. I blog because I love to write. I love to express myself. I like to take the thoughts that are in my head and put them out there to see how someone else will respond. It amuses the shit out of me to see that someone else gets my humor, or sarcasm, or pain even.

And reading other people’s blogs has gone a long way towards restoring my faith in mankind.  It’s good to be reminded that there are still people out there with brains in their heads.
How do I blog? Umm… the same way I do everything: Obsessively. Specifically, I usually blog first thing in the morning at work - on a computer - via Wordpress.

David Barnes Says:

Are we there yet?

If you have to ask then the answer is always “NO”.

And if you ask me one more time so help me God I will pull this thing over and you will wish like hell you were anywhere but here. I’m trying to concentrate here. We’re not there yet because I’m lost and you asking me questions every 30 seconds is only pushing me closer to crazy and you farther from “there”.

Got it? Good. Mommy loves you.

Jeez - these are short today, aren’t they?

ME Says:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

You know, I shouldn’t even respond to this because, while I don’t know who YOU are - you’re most definitely not ME.

But I believe in free speech. And freedom of the press. And the right to assemble. And the right to protest. And the right to run naked down the street covered in green Jello reading a Playboy and smoking a cigar - Why? Because. I. Can. (Demolition Man I believe, fairly close)

I’m sorry, what was your question again? Oh yeah - the chicken. God made chicken. And it was good.

And one more, just because I love her dearly…

Mist 1 Says:

The voice in your head calls you baby? I wish the voice in my head had affectionate nicknames for me.

One of the voices does. (or is it “one of the voices do?”) I started hearing it in the 80’s - kind of sounds like Patrick Swayze oddly enough. That’s the same voice I listened to 28 days before my 16th birthday, as a matter of fact. I’ve always been a sucker for Baby.

Some of the other ones are pissier. Like the one that calls me “fat ass” every morning when I hit snooze instead of going to the gym.

Those voices should learn, I listen better when you call me Baby.

Hmm… I think Part I was more interesting. That’s my cue to stop and regroup - and possibly drink heavily - before commencing with Part III.

(See how I watch out for you guys?)

AND - if you didn’t get a “chance” to ask a question, please feel free to add yours to the comments here. :-)

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