Once in a while when I’m supposed to be working and desperately searching for a distraction bored, I check out my Google stats. For those who live under a rock don’t know, it’s a nifty little tool that tells you how all the sickos find your site.

I try not to post these all the time - because it’s been done. A lot.

But….

husband licks my ass? Um, no, actually, he doesn’t. He may KISS my ass when he’s been very, very bad - but I assure you, that’s the extent of it. And by the way, he shouldn’t be licking yours either. Freak.

miss black ass? I don’t know exactly what the hell you were hoping to find here, but I’m fairly confident I have never posted that sentence. My ass is white. Milky, never sees the sun, white. Thank you, however, for asking.

give something for britt to do It seems my boss has been looking for my blog again. I HAVE something to do, thank you very much. You’re lookin’ at it.

Oh, and that’s aside from, you know, the “raising two kids, working full time, volunteer shit, remodeling a house, trying to maintain some semblance of a social life” stuff.

Now, I’m off to continue google bombing myself in my quest to become the expert on cottage cheese ass. Feel free to lend a hand.

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