Holy crap. You people are nosey. And inquisitive. And pretty frickin’ creative, if I do say so myself.

So, I asked you… to ask me (you know, like that song? I want you. to want. nobody? no? Ok then…)

Anyway, you have been. Asking I mean. (and if you haven’t yet, feel free to do so)

I’ve decided the fairest way to respond is on a first came, first served basis (even though something in me says that I probably should answer Jennyryan first…) I like to be fair.

Ready? Here goes…

Wicked H Says:

What is the meaning of life? Hugs and kisses

Actually, no. Although, Hugs and kisses is a good guess and some would say “love makes the world go ’round” and what-not. But that’s all just speculation.

I like to stick with the facts. So of course, I go to my handy little online dictionary. And fuck - there are 49 different entries for “life”. Apparently life is complicated.

Like any good writer, I pick the facts that suit me best. Therefore, the meaning of life is “providing interest and vigor” as in life of the party. That’s what it says. Look it up.

Katie Says:

Why aren’t you charging us for answering these questions? It could put a HUGE dent in your fund to meet Prince.

How did you get so cool? Can I be like you when I grow up?

First, Katie, why aren’t you linking to your blog? That kind of creeps me out. Especially because I think I know who you are, but now I’m not sure.

As for the Answer Fee…Honestly, I didn’t think of it - which pisses me off. I’m usually the first person to think of the money-making angle. Especially if sex Prince is involved. Dammit.

Is it too late to tell all of you who submitted questions to go donate for my brilliance? What if I give your questions a bump in line?

And to the second part of your question, grass-hopper, I suspect that my coolness comes from great effort. In fact, it has been said, I’m sure, that at times I “try too hard”. Of course that is usually said by small-minded, pinchy-faced ho bags - but, whatever. I am confident that with great effort, you will indeed achieve my level of psychosis compulsion obsession coolness.

Is this getting long? (checks the clock) I think we’ve time for one more….

J. Says:

Is Prince aware of your burning love desire, and does he share those same feelings?

Shit, that’s two. Do I have to pay extra? (that’s not a legit question - don’t charge me for that one)

Although the Purple One Sex on Legs Light Of My Soul Prince and I have never been formally introduced… or in the same room… or within 100 feet of one another to be legally nit-picky…. I am confident that he senses me. In fact, the last time I watched him on TV, I am certain that he looked directly in my eyes and rubbed his nose as a “sign” that he was gyrating at me.

While I suppose it’s possible that a man could not return my feelings, I have usually found that a simple “problem” to overcome. Roofies are so cheap these days.

And while I will not “technically” be sending you three (no, not two, three) separate invoices - I trust that when you click on the Donate button to your right, you will listen to your heart. As well as the little voice in your head that wonders if I’m as crazy as I seem and if I really have the motivation to track a person down and make them… well, you know I’m saying.

And that’s it for round one!!

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