My husband is so irreverant.
Last night I came home from my “training” at the Fitness Center, and I was quite pleased with myself for at least getting off my ass long enough to get trained on using excercise equipment. When I’m tickled with myself, I feel compelled to share the joy. Especially with my husband.
Me: “Honey, aren’t you excited? I’m going to get all toned and skinny and not-so cottage cheesy”
Him: “Mmm hm”
Me: “Oh you don’t even know. I’m bringin’ sexy back”
Him, suddenly perked up: “Did you just say you’re bringin sexy back?”
Me: “Damn straight. (Insert singing) I’m bringin’ sexy back.. huah!”
Him: *uncontrollable fits of giggles*
I turned around to see him on the floor clutching his sides, rolling with laughter. I think he was trying to speak, but it was difficult to tell through the gasping for breath.
Me: “Hmpf. Laugh it up funny boy. Someone’s going to have to start working very, very hard to bring THEIR sexy back.”
Fucker.
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Posted in Dignity Is Overrated - Funny and Embarrassing Stories Tagged: bringing sexy back, Jared, laughing at ourselves, working out
I want to bring sexy back too, but first I have to bring my library books back. After I pay the fine, I’ll see if I have enough cash to pay my sexy fine.
lol, I love that damn song….
I like your husband!
:twisted: ROTFLMAO
:mrgreen: OMG! That was so fricken funny, even I cant stop laughing. I can just picture you, even though I have never seen you!!! And now, that song is in my head! I have every bit of faith that you definatley will bring Sexy Back! Now if only I could do the same!!!
My sexy left town on a train in 1987.
It sometimes writes, sends a Christmas card.
Sigh…