I have finally gotten disgusted enough with my cottage cheese ass to join a gym. Well, technically it’s the “Fitness Center” at my local high school. Whatever. They give me a key and I can go at any time of the day or night. Which is good. I love having extra keys on my key ring - it makes me feel important.
Tonight I have to go in and be “trained”. Apparently the rumor around town is that I am not bright enough to figure out how to use fucking excercise equipment without a full thirty minute training session. Pfft.
Actually, that’s probably a good idea. I used to go to the Y and I found myself reading the printed instructions on the machines every day. Or attempting to use my arms in the leg squat machine thingie. And that’s kind of embarassing.
Crap. I hope these machines have pictures.
My goal is to get my ass out of bed every morning at about 5 to get a workout in. Partly because that will allow me to get there and get back before my husband has to leave for work - the law enforcement around here is really picky about leaving small children home alone.
But mainly, I am willing to drag my ass out of bed at the butt crack of dawn because the Fitness Center is used by the local high schoolers. I am going to this Fitness Center to rid myself of Cottage Cheese ass. Anyone with cottage cheese anything should not be grunting and sweating amidst a group of 16 year old sexpots (and they all look like sex pots these days).
It’s amazing the lengths I will go to in order to avoid looking stupid.
Speaking of which… I’m trying to do a private post. Mainly for Amy and Avi and Tracy - because they are the only ones registered on this damn site. And, uh, kind of for myself because I do blog for me. Really, I do.
But I can’t figure out how to do a not-private post that says “hey, private post here, login!” Any ideas?
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I think (but I don’t know) that if you do a private post, only people who are logged in even see it at all.
The idea of you working out at a high school gym, surrounded by 16-year old sexpots is strangely appealing . . .
oooh, I didn’t even know you were supposed to register!!! i’ll do it now….
Miss Ann has a thing like that, you might want to ask her and then hope it’s not something special with her blog software. :twisted:
I don’t know how to do it either, so I vent and then hope that someone like you remembers to log in and commiserate with me.
Ok Miss Britt I took your hint and registerd
Who knew about this login stuff…I am on board now.
Sheeesh, which Century am I living in?
Ooops…I never registered. You can make a sticky post dated way ahead of the game so that people know you have private posts. You can also install a plugin called “view level”…you can give people different levels of posts that they are allowed to read.
Off to register.
I love the new look!!! I am so glad you stopped by to let me know where you moved to! I was having Miss Britt withdrawls! I go to my gym late at night for almost the same reason. I get tired of all the overly muscular steriod junkies looking at me like I dont belong at the gym! Ok, so maybe they dont do steriods, but still! I will do as the others who got your hint, and register now! Thanks again for keeping me updated!!!
Oh wow, what a coincidence. I have a cottage cheese ass too. Except in my case, it’e because I smear it all over it.
I don’t need a gym to get rid of it. Mrs. Fab washes me off with a hose.
Careful hanging out at the high school. If you do buddy up with any of them, don’t send them smutty text messages.
Will try to figure out this whole registration thing. I am dumber than I look.
I tried to register using the password they gave me which is incorrect when I login..pfft!!
I hate gyms, I mean where are all the fat people cause they’re never there!