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Archive for October, 2006
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
How Miss Britt Copes
OK, so, moving on…
…and more specifically, I am. “How?” you may ask…
How Miss Britt Gets Over…Anything, Really
Step 1 - Immediately go out and buy Stuff:
Anything really, it doesn’t matter. Sunday I spent about $400 between Menard’s and Wal-Mart. Somewhere between the chandelier, sandpaper, tampons and the greatest fucking lipstick in the entire world… I found [...]
14 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me, The Rules 101, all in the family by Miss Britt
Sunday, October 29th, 2006
Too pissed to come up with a witty title…
I’m so angry right now I could spit. Or cuss. Or throw something really freaking hard at my husband’s head.
Last night my husband went out to a bachelor party. I hate these things because it is inevitable that something stupid is going to happen in the name of… er, what exactly? Celebration? Singledom? [...]
33 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, On A Serious Note, The Rules 101 by Miss Britt
Friday, October 27th, 2006
Fuckin’ Fiddlesticks!!!!!
What. THE FUCK?!?!?!
OK - so Wordpress fucking ATE my last WEEK’S worth of posts. AND… ate the post I just typed up five minutes ago. DAMN IT!!!!!
So here’s the fucking condensed version, because I do have to go back to work here at some point but I love you people enough to make sure you [...]
7 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, Blogging Junk, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Friday, October 20th, 2006
Star Struck
I finally decided it was time for a little company around here again. I’ve been putting it off because I wasn’t sure the new place was really ready for company yet. But then, well, I got desperate for some extra cash lonely.
So I put the word out that I was willing to rent out some [...]
8 Comments » - Posted in Blogging Junk, It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Thursday, October 19th, 2006
What Happens To Men When They Don’t Get Any
I feel sorry for my friends. I bet it is a pain in the ass to maintain a relationship with me.
I go through “phases” - which is a nice way of saying that sometimes I’m downright lovable and sometimes I lean more towards psycho - and there’s no clear signs that a change is coming. Really, I pity [...]
11 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006
Julia Roberts spotted in mid-morning traffic
A funny thing happened on the way to the office today….
As per my usual morning commute routine, I had my iPod/iTrip blaring on my Prince Playlist. I was rockin’ out as one does when they’re isolated with good Prince tunes.
Kiss comes on. Man I love that song. I’m “smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch KISS”-ing along [...]
11 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
My therapist is Dr. Google
If I manage to make this post have any kind of “flow”, I deserve a freaking award. Or a book deal. Consider that your warning.
This morning in the shower I had the usual 7 AM Conversation with myself.
“What in the hell are you going to blog about today? There was that one funny thing… damn, [...]
20 Comments » - Posted in Bitching Again, It's All About Me, This Will Piss Someone Off by Miss Britt
Monday, October 16th, 2006
The Wide World Of Sports, according to Miss Britt
I love sports - in my own too-girly to have ever played them myself kind of way. I love football and wrestling and baseball and any sport when it gets to “playoff” time. I love the drama and tragedy and excitement. I love a good comeback. I love the good guys who fight the good [...]
15 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by Miss Britt
Friday, October 13th, 2006
A Picture of Poise
I’ve been meaning to sit down and put some actual thought and planning into portions of this blog. Specifically, The Cast section (did you know there was a cast?).
While I use my own name on here, I figure I should respect the privacy of those around me and give them cool pseudonyms. But I’ve been [...]
13 Comments » - Posted in all in the family by Miss Britt
Thursday, October 12th, 2006
I. Rock. (and so does D)
Check this shit out.
I finally figured it out! Fuck, yeah.
Now if I want to talk about my BFBWGF - you will all know who I’m talking about.
Or, if I’m telling a story about MHTJA, you’ll be able to differentiate between that and MHTH. You may even understand TGWWBQ and TBWWBH.
I’m so frickin’ cool. I need [...]
